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Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:26 am to Klark Kent
the safest place will be right in the middle of that big arse pond
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:26 am to Proximo
I drive past this daily. There’s legitimately no population in the area that could support this project. I have no idea what the developer is thinking but I wish him well. Any positive news for New Orleans east is good, but I really question this.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:27 am to Klark Kent
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can’t wait to load up the minivan with the wife and kids, pull out of the safeties of suburbia, and head down to…..NOLA East.
I got just the minivan you need right here baw:
Just make sure the little baws are trained up on crew served weapons.
This post was edited on 3/28/23 at 11:28 am
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:27 am to Proximo
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42 months to complete.
42 years maybe
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:29 am to Proximo
I can just imagine the clientele 
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:30 am to tenderfoot tigah
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Is there a local population to support something like that?
There's a local population there that will destroy it, support...not so much.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:30 am to Proximo
Never going to happen
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:36 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Swimming? In New Orleans?
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:38 am to Proximo
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NOLA east
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eight NBA-level hardwood courts
Avoid this place at all costs.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:39 am to Proximo
#1 ride will be entering the park where you get to experience what it was like to storm the beaches of Normandy
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:39 am to Proximo
Whoever is about to invest in this never heard the three rules of real estate:
Location
Location
Location
Location
Location
Location
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:42 am to Smeg
And in addition to all the other obvious issues with this area, it will flood again. It wouldn’t take much of a hurricane coming at the wrong angle and that area will be under 5 feet of water
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:44 am to Proximo
Only way this is successful is if the travel team kids/families can access the amenities for a small fee, but anyone who wants to go and spend the day there (the locals), have to pay like $50 a head to enter.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:44 am to JJ27
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AAU and travel ball comes to NOLA East. What could go wrong?
Slidell Hotels finna eat.
ETA: Honestly its pretty wild Greater nola doesn't have a water park or a good travel ball complex.
This post was edited on 3/28/23 at 11:59 am
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:46 am to Proximo
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Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:50 am to Proximo
The fact this will never, ever be built is obvious. But the additional fact that this drawing was rendered and even pushed to local media is outright hilarity.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:51 am to Cosmo
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They should just turn it into a massive prison and throw the trash in there like El Salvador is doing.
Yep. El Salvador locked up all the people with tattoos and crime went down 100% overnight
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:54 am to Proximo
Awful lot of water for folks who don't swim
Posted on 3/28/23 at 11:58 am to Proximo
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there are plans for 30 acres of athletic fields illuminated with professional-level lights, eight NBA-level hardwood courts, an indoor and outdoor water park, hotels, restaurants, a film studio, and lots of shopping
Nobody actually expects this to happen right?
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