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Man Tries to Cure Constipation By Putting a Live, 20-Inch Eel Up His Anus
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:06 pm
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A Chinese man had to undergo emergency surgery to remove a live eel from his intestines, and told doctors that he had put the eel up his anus in order to cure constipation.
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According to an article published by The Sun, the man had been experiencing constipation and was told by his friends to try this "folk remedy" as a cure. Heads up, there is zero scientific evidence to back up that an eel will do anything for your digestive system except wreak total havoc, which this one did.
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The article detailed how the 49-year-old man from the Baiyun District in Guangzhou, capital of South China’s Guangdong Province, came to the hospital experiencing abdominal pain, initially omitting the fact that there was an eel in his body. He was immediately rushed into emergency surgery, and doctors were shocked to find a 20-inch Asian swamp eel among his intestines.
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He later admitted to willingly putting the eel up his anus. Why though? Because the guy had been having some constipation issues and his friends told him about an old folk remedy that said an eel could clear up that blockage.
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Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:07 pm to JOJO Hammer
He rEELly needed to take a shite
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:07 pm to JOJO Hammer
Did it work?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:08 pm to JOJO Hammer
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20-Inch Eel Up His Anus
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:08 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:10 pm to JOJO Hammer
When your shite just won’t pass,
Shove an eel up your arse,
That’s a moray.
Shove an eel up your arse,
That’s a moray.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:16 pm to fr33manator
bruh. i ain't even gonna try to leave a pun. you just won the internet.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:18 pm to JOJO Hammer
Gives a whole new meaning to draining the swamp.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:23 pm to JOJO Hammer
I’m thinking he didn’t really have constipation. He’s just freaky.
Of course Chinese guys insist on believing that a rhino horn will give them boners so who knows.
Of course Chinese guys insist on believing that a rhino horn will give them boners so who knows.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:30 pm to biglego
His friends are laughing their asses off.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:32 pm to JOJO Hammer
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20-inch Asian swamp eel
Is that length or girth?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:32 pm to JOJO Hammer
I thought this was an old Roman torture for a slave striking a citizen.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Is that length or girth?
It's actually the yaw
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:42 pm to JOJO Hammer
Well...did it work?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:43 pm to biglego
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I’m thinking he didn’t really have constipation. He’s just freaky.
Yep, he made that story up because he didn't want to admit to willingly sticking an ell up there for sexual pleasure. Can't really blame him for making up a story. And to be honest it wasn't a terrible reason for sticking an eel up there if you have to think of something to say.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
That's the sort of story "It's a bold strategy, Cotton" was made for.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
Who else knew it was a Chinaman before they read OP?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:59 pm to fr33manator
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When your shite just won’t pass, Shove an eel up your arse, That’s a morey.
fricking Brilliant
Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:18 pm to JOJO Hammer
Shitty thread
Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:20 pm to fr33manator
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When your shite just won’t pass,
Shove an eel up your arse,
That’s a morey.
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