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re: Man Tries to Cure Constipation By Putting a Live, 20-Inch Eel Up His Anus

Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4109 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:48 pm to
Sum Ting Stuck
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:52 pm to
Do that not habe prune juice or milk
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 6:01 pm to
Shocking. I’m surprised he didn’t skin it alive and stick a hot iron on it first. Frieken Chinese people man.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 6:19 pm to
Wormed its way far up into his colon.

Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
6088 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

When your shite just won’t pass, Shove an eel up your arse, That’s a moray.


You seriously have a gift.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 8:18 pm to
And I thought this story was gonna be out of Florida.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 8:20 pm to
He messed up when he put it in head first. You have to go in tail first, then hold it in for a minute before releasing it. Best to remove its teeth first. Needle nose pliers work well for that.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 8:53 pm to
See the dude messed up by not prepping the eel for this particular job. Dude should have spent at least a week feeding the eel shite to acclimate it to its new food source. Also dude should have taught the eel the correct passage way to the food source and back out to the light.

Instead, the eel took advice from these guys once on the inside.
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