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Man smears epoxy on his dick, dies.

Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7444 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:32 pm
https://nypost.com/2021/08/25/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-condom/

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Police are probing the bizarre case of a 25-year-old Indian man who suddenly died after using a high-powered epoxy resin — instead of a condom — before having sex.

“They used the adhesive to avoid pregnancy,” a local investigator told the Times of India of the prophylactic fiasco, which occurred June 22 at a hotel in Ahmedabad, Gujarat.

According to a senior Ahmedabad city police officer, Salman Mirza, of Fatehwadi, and his unnamed ex-fiancée were captured on closed-circuit television security footage entering the fatal flophouse in the Juhapura neighborhood of Ahmedabad.

“Several witnesses said that Mirza, along with his former fiancée, both of whom were addicted to drugs, had gone to a hotel in Juhapura,” the senior police official told the local outlet. “There, they applied an epoxy adhesive on his private parts as they were not carrying any protection.”

In addition to sealing off Mirza’s manhood, the couple also mixed the epoxy with “whitener” and inhaled the mixture for a “kick,” News18 reported. The lovebirds’ acquaintances told an official the doomed duo were intoxicated from the chemical cocktail at the time of the ill-fated hookup.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
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Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:35 pm to
sticky situation
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175802 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:35 pm to
CDC: Don't put epoxy on your dick, y'all. Get vaccinated.
Posted by Hermit Crab
Under the Sea
Member since Nov 2008
7388 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:36 pm to
Did he die from something else and just happen to have epoxy on him? comorbidities?
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109685 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:36 pm to
Put a piece of gum on it!

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:36 pm to
Now, he is resin.
Posted by TchoupitoulasTiger
NOLA
Member since May 2011
1298 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:37 pm to
Guy really didn’t trust his pull out game.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
23733 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Police are probing the bizarre case of a 25-year-old Indian man who suddenly died after using a high-powered epoxy resin — instead of a condom — before having sex.


Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

“They used the adhesive to avoid pregnancy”


that's his story and he's sticking to it
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

In addition to sealing off Mirza’s manhood, the couple also mixed the epoxy with “whitener” and inhaled the mixture for a “kick,”


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71643 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:40 pm to
The epoxy didn't do that. Darwin did.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
27521 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:41 pm to
I'll bet that particular use is not accounted for on the warning label.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Now, he is resin peace
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5653 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:44 pm to
She's just sucking me off if I'm that worried about catching something from her snatch.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73641 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

“They used the adhesive to avoid pregnancy,


mission accomplished?

quote:

Mirza, along with his former fiancée, both of whom were addicted to drugs
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13466 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:47 pm to
They carry no condoms but they carry resin. Did they light a match in front of a can of hairspray and burn her bush off as well?
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4069 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:48 pm to
Maybe it was the combination of toxic epoxy fumes and other drugs that did it.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27147 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:53 pm to
Who knew the glue would make you blue when you screw?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26110 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:54 pm to
Code it as a Covid death
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