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re: Man smears epoxy on his dick, dies.

Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20339 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 3:56 pm to
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Fatehwadi


When you’re in this town you don’t experiment with penile adhesives.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4285 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 4:24 pm to
Some couples can always just manage to stick together
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 4:24 pm to
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man who suddenly died after using a high-powered epoxy resin — instead of a condom — before having sex.


In economic news, record sales of LOW-powered epoxy resin in India.
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5711 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 4:28 pm to
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In economic news, record sales of LOW-powered epoxy resin in India.


This post is good on it's own, but read it in Norm MacDonald's voice and it's brilliant.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23877 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 4:29 pm to

If he had waited a few minutes he would have produced Elmer’s glue.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 4:32 pm to
It was recently pointed out to me that people in most countries are a lot dumber than the average American. Warning labels are ruining this Earth. Time to just let Darwinism take it's course for a little while.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 4:39 pm to
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Did they light a match in front of a can of hairspray and burn her bush off as well?



This isn't about Moses.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21829 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 5:42 pm to
I picked her up at 8, drove around the block, bounced her up and down on my dick a couple of times, shoved a burger down her throat, dropped her off at 8:30.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11657 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 5:52 pm to
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Man smears epoxy on his dick, dies.

Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
3820 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 5:57 pm to
But was he vaccinated
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60896 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 5:57 pm to
Damn, this is gonna put a dent in the population of India.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9602 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:22 pm to
I used to just my penis in an overhand knot if I didn’t have a condom.
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:37 pm to
Another covid casualty
Posted by PentagonTiger
Taylor Hall
Member since Dec 2008
1657 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:39 pm to
This is a crazy world. Next you are going to tell me people are taking horse pills in order to avoid being sheep and taking a FDA approved vaccine.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2267 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:40 pm to
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mixed the epoxy with “whitener” and inhaled the mixture for a “kick,”


I believe this had everything to do with his untimely death. The dick had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23166 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:48 pm to
That is pure craziness.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:53 pm to
D is for Dumbass……
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4221 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:54 pm to
Well, did they get stuck together?

Did her pu**y get sealed shut?

So many questions...
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 6:57 pm to
And a sleezeball lawyer somewhere will win a suit on her behalf.
Clown
World
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11391 posts
Posted on 8/25/21 at 7:00 pm to
Damn, I picked up some epoxy yesterday from Tractor Supply while I was buying my ivermectin. Could've been me
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