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re: Louis CK masturbated in front of Sarah Silverman with her permission

Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:48 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:48 am to
Always had a hate crush on Sarah.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
9615 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 6:41 am to
#freelouisck



And #freedevinwhite, too.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17202 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:39 am to
Flip this story around.

What of a girl asked if she could pleasure herself in front of you?

Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16989 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:43 am to
Depends on the chick
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10718 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:19 am to
When I was about 14 my neighbor wanted to watch me. When we were 16 she let me watch her.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:32 am to
She's like a human Turing test created to identify, and emotionally destroy, the most insecure male comedians on the planet.

Norm could barely work up the courage to talk to her.

Louis CK begged to jerk off in front of her.

Dave Atell changed his entire life for her. (#1)

Jimmy Kimmel changed his entire life and career for her (#2), then at the height of their relationship began incessantly joking that she constantly cheated on him because he didn't deserve her.

Kyle Dunnigan bounced from friendzone to boyfriend back to friendzone within like 6 months and was a broken rubber band of a man for at least a year afterward.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75368 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:37 am to
Yeah, these people are normal. We should listen to them for political advice.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:38 am to
very solid post would read again
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
33918 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:07 am to
I just masterbated in front of my dog. It’s like Louis and I are blood brothers.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2426 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:27 am to
I think a lot of women would like to see a man masturbate in front of them.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:32 am to
Beat me to it but yeah, something about Jew girls. Maybe it's the dipping your wick in history thing.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29412 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:43 am to
I bet he would get that feeling of insta-regret every time he finished. He’d just be sitting there like a sad sack of shite with his limp dick in his hand, a mess to clean up, and without any of that horniness that drove him to do that. The feel of shame/embarrassment/cringe must have bad.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37282 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:51 am to
I've lost all respect for CK. Private fetishes are one thing. Including your friends in your fetish is just messed up.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:55 am to
What if their fetish is to be included?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?



What's she look like? Does she look like Louie CK?
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4748 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Damn...20 times?

That shite must have been raw


It was during a cross-country tour. That was probably over a month or two.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60640 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 12:15 pm to
A perfect picture of the environment in which he grew up. Within that bubble, all of that garbage is perfectly okay.
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
31264 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:27 pm to
That just goes to show you how fricked up the Silvermans aere
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
80139 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

It’s a Jewish thing





I laughed at this. A Jewish kid in my 8th grade class got caught masterbating at school.
Posted by martiallaw
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
1458 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

What of a girl asked if she could pleasure herself in front of you?

Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?



If it were Rosanne I would feel worse than violated, if it were Penelope Cruz I would enjoy.
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