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re: Louis CK masturbated in front of Sarah Silverman with her permission
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:48 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:48 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Always had a hate crush on Sarah.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 6:41 am to Bjorn Cyborg
#freelouisck
And #freedevinwhite, too.
And #freedevinwhite, too.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:39 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Flip this story around.
What of a girl asked if she could pleasure herself in front of you?
Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?
What of a girl asked if she could pleasure herself in front of you?
Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:43 am to SECdragonmaster
Depends on the chick
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:19 am to rowbear1922
When I was about 14 my neighbor wanted to watch me. When we were 16 she let me watch her.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:32 am to supatigah
She's like a human Turing test created to identify, and emotionally destroy, the most insecure male comedians on the planet.
Norm could barely work up the courage to talk to her.
Louis CK begged to jerk off in front of her.
Dave Atell changed his entire life for her. (#1)
Jimmy Kimmel changed his entire life and career for her (#2), then at the height of their relationship began incessantly joking that she constantly cheated on him because he didn't deserve her.
Kyle Dunnigan bounced from friendzone to boyfriend back to friendzone within like 6 months and was a broken rubber band of a man for at least a year afterward.
Norm could barely work up the courage to talk to her.
Louis CK begged to jerk off in front of her.
Dave Atell changed his entire life for her. (#1)
Jimmy Kimmel changed his entire life and career for her (#2), then at the height of their relationship began incessantly joking that she constantly cheated on him because he didn't deserve her.
Kyle Dunnigan bounced from friendzone to boyfriend back to friendzone within like 6 months and was a broken rubber band of a man for at least a year afterward.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:37 am to Bjorn Cyborg
Yeah, these people are normal. We should listen to them for political advice.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:38 am to Bjorn Cyborg
very solid post would read again
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:07 am to Bjorn Cyborg
I just masterbated in front of my dog. It’s like Louis and I are blood brothers.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:27 am to Bjorn Cyborg
I think a lot of women would like to see a man masturbate in front of them.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:32 am to Collegedropout
Beat me to it but yeah, something about Jew girls. Maybe it's the dipping your wick in history thing.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:43 am to ZappBrannigan
I bet he would get that feeling of insta-regret every time he finished. He’d just be sitting there like a sad sack of shite with his limp dick in his hand, a mess to clean up, and without any of that horniness that drove him to do that. The feel of shame/embarrassment/cringe must have bad.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:51 am to Bjorn Cyborg
I've lost all respect for CK. Private fetishes are one thing. Including your friends in your fetish is just messed up.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:55 am to Fewer Kilometers
What if their fetish is to be included?
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:24 am to SECdragonmaster
quote:
Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?
What's she look like? Does she look like Louie CK?
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:34 am to SDTiger15
quote:
Damn...20 times?
That shite must have been raw
It was during a cross-country tour. That was probably over a month or two.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 12:15 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
A perfect picture of the environment in which he grew up. Within that bubble, all of that garbage is perfectly okay.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:27 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
That just goes to show you how fricked up the Silvermans aere
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:41 pm to Collegedropout
quote:
It’s a Jewish thing
I laughed at this. A Jewish kid in my 8th grade class got caught masterbating at school.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 3:14 pm to SECdragonmaster
quote:
What of a girl asked if she could pleasure herself in front of you?
Would you allow it?
Would you feel "violated"?
If it were Rosanne I would feel worse than violated, if it were Penelope Cruz I would enjoy.
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