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Lets Discuss the Orange Peel Theory

Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:13 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:13 pm
Latest Trend on social media.

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The theory states that if your partner peel oranges for you without asking, he/she is truly in love with you.




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Why are women asking their male partners to peel their oranges?

Welcome to the “orange peel theory”: the idea that asking your partner to perform the small task of peeling an orange is one way to test their appreciation and love. You could peel it for yourself, of course, but it’s sticky, it gets stuck under your acrylics, it’s messy, etc – so your boyfriend peeling it for you without a strop is a demonstration of how much he cares. If he says “no” or “do it yourself”, consider breaking up with him – at least, that’s the advice you hear on TikTok.




Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61137 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:14 pm to
Another dumb trend that only causes further disturbances with young impressionable girls.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52925 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:15 pm to
Women don’t eat fruit unless it’s in some plastic container that costs $12
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41548 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:15 pm to
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at least, that’s the advice you hear on TikTok.

If I did everything I see on tiktok, I'd be fricking multiple Asian girls at the same time regularly.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9677 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:15 pm to
Oldmanbeasley ain’t peeling no damn oranges for nobody. Write that down.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13897 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:16 pm to
Sounds like a good way for young women to become old cat ranchers that are peeling their own oranges.
Posted by thefodgather
Member since Jan 2024
108 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:17 pm to
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it gets stuck under your acrylics


Ok, but why can't white women do it?
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10195 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:17 pm to
Fine, I’ll start the “Make me a samwhich” theory next.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2083 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:19 pm to
Why would I randomly peel an orange for someone without them asking? Why would they ask me to peel their orange anyway? This is dumb.

Does peeling someone’s orange mean something else?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150583 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:19 pm to
This is so stupid I’m sort of shocked that it isn’t being called a “challenge” on social media.

“Orange peel challenge” incoming.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118691 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:19 pm to
The only oranges I peel are satsumas because they are easy to peel. I cut every other type of orange into wedges. And yes, I cut oranges for my wife. I cut them for my kids too.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53751 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:20 pm to
The End is Near
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3014 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:20 pm to
Their classes are a little pricey for what they offer.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35014 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:21 pm to
Let’s try the blowjob theory.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22224 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:22 pm to
Why peel an orange. Cut that bitch up and eat.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15702 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:22 pm to
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Women don’t eat fruit unless it’s in some plastic container that costs $12


You’ve never dated an Asian
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27869 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:23 pm to
Just say, "sure, I'll peel your orange, but the next toilet plunging or plumbing repair is all on you."
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132251 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:44 pm to
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Let’s try the blowjob theory.

only happens before marriage
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53737 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:46 pm to
If she can't peel her own damn orange I don't have a use for her.

Well....



Nah, no use.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31064 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:51 pm to
A keeper eats an orange like an apple with the peel on.
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