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re: Just witnessed my coworker pie his boss in the face

Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:28 am to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56874 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:28 am to
Gonna need more deetz brah.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
6340 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:31 am to
If I was the boss I'd have just laughed and moved on personally. Unless he just slammed the shite out of my face, but just easing a pie in it and not slamming be back into a wall is no big deal.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24835 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:33 am to
I’m so immature. I find people getting hit in the face with a pie to be Tier 1 comedy.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:34 am to
But it was shepherds pie and he did it while taking a shite on his desk.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14752 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:43 am to
You’re such a shite poster you’ve got to be an alter.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:49 am to
Bad choice by coworker, and probably a fireable offense, but goddamn your boss is a pussy for calling the cops.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74883 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 10:50 am to
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Is "pie" an innuendo?
It certainly can be, not sure it was meant to be herein.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24487 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6083 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12212 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Gonna need more deetz brah.


I’m sure he can come up with something.
Posted by Wabbit7
Member since Aug 2018
2288 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:04 pm to
The coworker should have started swinging on the boss after the cops were called. What a pathetic move
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26069 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:09 pm to
An outlandish and unlikely scenario is described by a poster who has only been on TD for one month.

You should have just said the guy was fired.
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5598 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:13 pm to
We did this to a boss of mine about 25 years ago. He found out the ones involved, and one by one enacted his revenge. He ended each revenge scenario with a pie in each of our faces. He even shrink wrapped some of us to posts and let numerous associates throw pies at us. That was a pretty fun work environment, and that was the way things were dealt with back then.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
12264 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:27 pm to
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Ah the good ole days when assault was funny...


You can totally tell who grew up sheltered and weak vs those who grew up around alphas just by comments like this.


So many beta boys out there. Plenty of alphas though thank God
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18903 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:29 pm to
That's cool. Now get back to your cold calling selling life insurance.
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2836 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:35 pm to
Ehh, the industry I work in, when you put your 2 week notice in, they segregate you into a conference room, do an inventory of your belongings with you, and have the police escort you from the building in just about every instance.

If you're retiring then that's obviously not the case, and there have been a few other exceptions made, but for the most part the worry about espionage and divulging trade secrets is so great that they find it necessary, regardless of how humiliating it is.

Now when most people quit, they empty their belongings from the workplace over a few days, quit on a Friday and are never heard from again, at least at the workplace.

The first time i witnessed it, I cracked a joke saying "wow, they take keeping the receipts from your expense account serious around here, huh ?" and immediately thought I was going to be fired on the spot.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17011 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:41 pm to
Imagine trying to explain to your new prospective employer why you lost your last job.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25857 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:53 pm to
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and have the police escort you from the building in just about every instance.
Police aren’t coming to escort someone off premises just because they turned in a resignation. No crime was committed. I think you mean your company’s private security company/guard will escort them out.
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
9800 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 1:58 pm to
You might be next if you keep posting here instead of actually working.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6821 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 2:00 pm to
McDonalds be crazy now-a-days
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