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re: JPMorgan Liar is doubling down - We got threesomes now

Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14145 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:00 pm to
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Maybe the dude's wife just looks like a fish.

Rikery smerrs rike one.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3070 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183968 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:21 pm to
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Former banker Chirayu Rana was offered $1 million by JPMorgan to settle his s*x slave allegations, which he countered at ~$12 million.

The development comes as it has been revealed that Rana was referred for mental health treatment by the Manhattan DA's office.

According to the WSJ, following weeks of mediation, JPMorgan sent a $1 million settlement offer to Rana and his lawyers in March.

"We did try to reach an agreement to avoid the time and expense of litigation and to support an employee who was being threatened with the very reputational harm now unfolding," a spokesman for the bank said.

"We continue to believe these allegations have no merit and new information raised as a result of the public filing only reinforces that conclusion."

New reporting also reveals that the Manhattan DA's office referred Rana for mental health treatment after he alleged that he was traumatized by his boss.

According to the New York Post, Rana sent an email to a therapist in June, saying he could hear Lorna Hajdini’s voice inside his head, saying he had "recurrent nightmares" about the alleged assaults.



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Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40108 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:56 pm to
Yeah, he's not a getting a dime now.

Pretty soon his lawyer will drop him, if he hasn't already.

JP could countersue, and should.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:02 pm to
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JP could countersue, and should.


the wench could end this right now if she'd let us all see those cannons
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24007 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:05 pm to
I wonder if that guy just so happened to watch Disclosure recently to spawn the idea in his head.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40108 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:10 pm to
Only for merit purposes, of course.




I honestly feel bad for her. JPM ought to look hard at HR for hiring that mental patient in the first place.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62677 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:15 pm to
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Hadji has schizophrenia


Wondered what happened to him.

How about Johnny Quest and Bandit?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:20 pm to
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JPM ought to look hard at HR for hiring that mental patient in the first place.


HR thinks they're bullet proof, and any screening or psych evals are discriminatory practice, the only screening that they do where I'm at is when they make a CJO, the condition is "here's a cup, go piss in it, if you test negative you're hired," really sucks, glad I'm on the way out
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1948 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 9:23 pm to
After being in the trades for 15 years I wanted to let you all know Ill be starting to pursue my degree into accounting THIS MONTH as I have signed up for summer classes to get a head start. If any of you work for JPMorgan, I'll see you in 2030!
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2094 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:21 pm to
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Hadji has schizophrenia


You have the two mixed up. Hadji is the hot chick.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18796 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:25 pm to
If this is ever going to be a true story it will still come from JPM. They have some of the most sadistic women in leadership positions over there.
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
2257 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 1:24 am to
How many non-Indian women have you seen chase Indian men?
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3070 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 10:21 am to
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15320 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 10:58 am to
Under rated comment, there.
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
18689 posts
Posted on 5/26/26 at 1:49 pm to
Update:

His lawyer dropped him and he's now representing himself.

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Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21496 posts
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:04 pm to
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His lawyer dropped him and he's now representing himself.


I'd like to think he told his lawyer this morning "I made all that shite up" after telling him it was true this whole time. Lawyer couldn't put him under oath. This guy is definitely not going to work in finance ever again.
This post was edited on 5/26/26 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15203 posts
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:31 pm to
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Former banker Chirayu Rana was offered $1 million by JPMorgan to settle his s*x slave allegations, which he countered at ~$12 million.


Wait, they offered this idiot a million dollars and he turned it down? For making an entire story up? I guess she will just get it all from him in his defamation suit.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3070 posts
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:56 pm to




JP Morgan has answered and Hadjini filed these exhibits in support of her motion to seal the case. Looks like she's getting all kind of emails from randos. What a mess.
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
300 posts
Posted on 5/26/26 at 4:14 pm to
First email is clearly from the fish head wife
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