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re: Is there anything worse than a wine snob?

Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:34 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:34 pm to
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They’ve done those blind taste tests and the wine snobs couldn’t tell the difference between a $15 bottle and a $500 bottle.


with the wannabes yep, different story with the real pros in that industry
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:41 pm to
Smelling the cork is literally the tell tale sign of a poser. You gain little to nothing by doing this. Sniff the glass as the wine aerates around it.

I say drink what tastes good to you. I know wealthy people who drink mainly $10-15 bottles of wine because that’s what they like.

I could also give you about 5 bottles of wine under $30 that are probably better than bottles that are $70 and up. Anyone talking about vintages etc that are under the age of 60or stupid wealthy, is just an a-hole unless your job is sommelier.
This post was edited on 4/19/26 at 6:42 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:42 pm to
Whiskey snobs.

Refuse to believe people enjoy drinking whiskey straight. shite taste like poison
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:44 pm to
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There’s a thread from yesterday where I said essentially the same thing. They’ve done those blind taste tests and the wine snobs couldn’t tell the difference between a $15 bottle and a $500 bottle.


Had a cousin that was a sommelier, he would tell you that the price doesn’t always dictate the quality.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:51 pm to
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Those who smell the cork, let it breathe, swirl and sniff the wine, take a small sip and contemplate for 10 seconds before giving an opinion.


I do this ironically with the cheap shite I drink.

I do drink bourbons a certain way on first sip. Nothing showy, I just like to see what I'm working with.
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:57 pm to
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Kirkland wine


Much of it is made by a company based in Lake Charles
This post was edited on 4/19/26 at 7:10 pm
Posted by Shorts Guy
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:58 pm to
I can think of 10 types of snobs that are worse.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 7:27 pm to
People who pick their nose and eat it, especially in public





Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:12 pm to
Smelling the cork meant something different back in my day
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23191 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:22 pm to
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Is there anything worse than a wine snob? —People who whine about wine snobs are far worse than wine snobs


If you don’t think a wine snob will whine with the best of them, I’ve got a children’s book to sell you.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44206 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:27 pm to
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Is there anything worse than a wine snob?


Based on the info in another thread…food poisoning seems worse.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1462 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:36 pm to
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Wine snobs


quote:

Worse


No! Those who practice the pretentious arts have deep rooted insecurity from red dye in M&Ms combined with late potty training.

It’s science.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122111 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:39 pm to
There are some things I enjoy that others probably think is stupid as shite. Hell, I put together a lego set the other night and really enjoyed it. Some people would probably be like "dude thats toys for kids. Do some adult shite" so I try not to judge people being into whatever they are into.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32875 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:46 pm to
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Whiskey snobs. Refuse to believe people enjoy drinking whiskey straight. shite taste like poison

I loved bourbon, scotch, and cognac neat before my acid reflux made that too uncomfortable to do regularly. With that said, all of the above are more pleasant at temperatures in the mid to high 60s and allowed to warm as opposed to standard “room temperature” of low to mid 70s that most people serve it which is then warmed by body heat from there.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1462 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:27 pm to
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allowed to warm as opposed to standard “room temperature” of low to mid 70s that most people serve it which is then warmed by body heat from there.


At what age were you potty trained?
Eat a lot of red M&Ms?

This is for science! Kidding.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:38 pm to
Liberals.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32875 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:43 pm to
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At what age were you potty trained? Eat a lot of red M&Ms? This is for science! Kidding.

Young enough that I don’t remember, and no.

Anything you feel you need to talk about, mate? shite’s not that serious
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20205 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:56 pm to
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Is there anything worse than a wine snob?


Yes, quite a few things

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I’ll bet in a blind taste test of several bottles ranging in various low and high prices, these types could not tell the difference.


Go watch the documentary Somm

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I have a friend from high school, grew up normal middle class, mainly drank beer in mass quantities, but now has come into wealth and suddenly he’s a wine expert.


Sounds like jealousy


Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1462 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:57 pm to
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Anything you feel you need to talk about, mate? shite’s not that serious


Zactly! Aligned.

No matter the earthiness of Argentine grape this time of year! Joshing.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13797 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:09 pm to
frick people that get into their hobbies that dont affect you in anyway!!

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It’s laughable to me, I’ll bet in a blind taste test of several bottles ranging in various low and high prices, these types could not tell the difference.


This is just an ignorant statement... I dont really know wine, but I can tell a $75 from a $15 pretty damn easy
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