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I’m finally buying a bidet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:01 pm
I’m tired of buying toilet paper from Costco only for my wife to use more toilet paper than she already does. I’m looking forward to her using less toilet paper and saving money.
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Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:01 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Prepare your anus
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:02 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Now we can call you "Joe Bidet".
TIA, Joe Bidet
TIA, Joe Bidet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:05 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I just jump in the shower and rheem the ole bootyhole out with a finger.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:05 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Everyone I’ve heard that uses a bidet say they’re never going back to TP. Anyone who downvoted this man is clearly a closeted homo who’s scared to like the sensation of water going up your bhole
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:06 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Bidet Mate !!
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:06 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Sucker. I just ran a hosepipe through the window.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:08 pm to Macintosh504
I just remember watching mtv cribs and all the celebrities had a bidet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:09 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I’ve got them installed on every toilet in my house.
Now, the thought of smearing shite off my arse with paper is repulsive, and I have no idea how a country as advanced as the United States is still allowing that to be considered “normal.”
Now, the thought of smearing shite off my arse with paper is repulsive, and I have no idea how a country as advanced as the United States is still allowing that to be considered “normal.”
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
Agreed, bidet + squatty potty = game changer.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:12 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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I’m looking forward to her using less toilet paper and saving money.
thats not gonna happen
just tell her from now on you both must shite in the shower and stop using the toilet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:12 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Bought a $30 bidet a year ago and use like 4 pieces of TP per poop now. You still need a little bit to dry yourself off and inspect for stragglers. Its a very easy investment and feels good on the bum. Im surprised more people dont have one.
This post was edited on 2/17/22 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:14 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Keeping up with the Bawses I see
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:16 pm to komodo
Don’t forget to work on your putt game!
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:17 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Am I the only one that has never even tried a bidet???
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:20 pm to Crusty
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Am I the only one that has never even tried a bidet???
Name checks out.
This post was edited on 2/17/22 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:20 pm to komodo
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bidet + squatty potty
That's how my rig is setup.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:21 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Less enriched flour
Posted on 2/17/22 at 2:22 pm to Crusty
I never used one either but I remember the bidet threads during the toilet paper shortages.
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