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re: I’m finally buying a bidet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:19 pm to BK Lounge
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:19 pm to BK Lounge
quote:Cant remember off the top of my head, but it was definitely an off-brand off amazon. It turns left for dual exhaust and right for single spray. It’s as generic as I’ve personally seen, but it gets the job done. ($30 before tax and shipping IIRC). Pretty sure a buddy sent me a link and I bought it when I was drunk and never looked back..
The ones i was pricing a few yrs back for the toilets in my house were like $900 a pop.. have they come down that much in price , or is yours an off brand? The ones i were looking at were made by Toto, had the automatic LED lights that would come on at night when you walked into the bathroom, had the remote control, self-cleaning, etc.. Sold the house before we got around to installing them though .
This post was edited on 2/17/22 at 3:20 pm
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Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:23 pm to Ryan3232
I have a cheap $30 one. Works as advertised. Game changer fo sho. No need for hot water.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:24 pm to Bamafig
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I have a cheap $30 one. Works as advertised. Game changer fo sho. No need for hot water.
I've always wanted one but I have a bad back, I just can't bend over that low for a drink of water anymore
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:27 pm to LaLadyinTx
quote:Are you sitting on the toilet when you turn on the water? If so it should hit you pretty squarely in the arse and water won't get everywhere.
I cannot figure out how one uses it without getting water everywhere? It's a mystery to me.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:28 pm to 777Tiger
quote:You're in luck then because it'll spray the frickin' walls if you're not sitting down.
I've always wanted one but I have a bad back, I just can't bend over that low for a drink of water anymore
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:29 pm to Korkstand
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You're in luck then because it'll spray the frickin' walls if you're not sitting down.
noted, many thanks
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I got a $300 Kohler toilet seat and I really enjoy it.
Only use paper at the end to dry.
It has heated air dry but that takes a while. My favorite thing is the heated seat. If I use another toilet it feels like I'm sitting on the rim. But used to cold seats.
The jet is great. Especially with it being heated and oscillating.
After a while of using it. The idea of just dry toilet paper seems gross.
Only use paper at the end to dry.
It has heated air dry but that takes a while. My favorite thing is the heated seat. If I use another toilet it feels like I'm sitting on the rim. But used to cold seats.
The jet is great. Especially with it being heated and oscillating.
After a while of using it. The idea of just dry toilet paper seems gross.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Didn’t we do this already??
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I have been wanting one for a while now. Just can't pull the trigger. I guess I could get one of the $30 ones for starters
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
How does it do against those real sticky poops?
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:54 pm to Byrdybyrd05
How do you know you are clean? I can wipe until I see red.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 3:54 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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I’m tired of buying toilet paper from Costco only for my wife to use toilet paper
I'm guessing you prefer to enjoy your bottom feeding extra spicy.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:01 pm to Nephropidae
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How do you know you are clean? I can wipe until I see red.
You still use TP with a bidet, but it used mainly to dry yourself.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:02 pm to Ryan3232
I was looking at the Toto’s back then on Amazon as well.. just looked them up again for the first time in years, and now they have them starting from about $400 all the way up to over $1000 w/all the bells and whistles.. whatever gets the job done i guess .
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:07 pm to BK Lounge
I would imagine a $1,000 bidet has the option to cradle the balls, shoot foam in the bum, massage the gooch, etc.
Personally I just want a little rinse so I can go on with my day.
Personally I just want a little rinse so I can go on with my day.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:09 pm to MAMAC14
quote:Do it. Even if you dont personally like it, other people (family, guests, roommates, etc) might like it, thus saving you on TP. As far as a $30 bidet goes, there really isnt a downside imo.
I have been wanting one for a while now. Just can't pull the trigger. I guess I could get one of the $30 ones for starters
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
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I’ve got them installed on every toilet in my house.
Excellent. I hope you’re up for some Q&A. Maybe you need to start an “Ask me anything” thread.
But give some feedback on this:
What about when grandma comes over? If I use the same location after she does, will that device spray some of grandma’s particles back into me? Or would it be best to use my sous vide torch to sanitize that fricker before getting her fecal secondaries or whatever happens if she decides to blast other nearby flaps of skin with that thing?
I like the idea of using a bidet, but there are some genuine concerns I have about SHARING a bidet.
Edited: I see there are other bidet enthusiasts here. You folks are also welcome to weigh in on this. I’m sure I’m not the only one with these concerns.
This post was edited on 2/17/22 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:12 pm to MAMAC14
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have been wanting one for a while now. Just can't pull the trigger. I guess I could get one of the $30 ones for starters
Tushy makes some that are good, but don't have a couple hundred dollar price tag. Just be careful googling the company as there is a NSFW website appropriately named as well - or so I've heard.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:13 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Buy one and you won't forget it. Best thing I've ever bought.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:20 pm to Nephropidae
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How do you know you are clean? I can wipe until I see red.
It's gonna be a work in progress at the start but the more you let that stream of water do it's thing, the cleaner you are gonna be. Then you do a field test with the TP to dry. It's really not that complicated.
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