re: I’m finally buying a bidet

First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

-Martin Niemöller

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My husband bought an inexpensive one to install with our existing toilet. I was skeptical when he bought it. Now I’ll never have a toilet without a bidet. You’ll still use toilet paper, but you get a whole lot cleaner. The pre-bidet way just seems so disgusting to me now.

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I use the dude wipes. That's cleaner than just water skeetin in my butthole.

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I’m tired of buying toilet paper from Costco only for my wife to use more toilet paper than she already does. I’m looking forward to her using less toilet paper and saving money.

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I bought one of those bidet toilet lids. My wife commented that we use much less TP now. It's a great product. Just make sure you are in position when you turn the knob.

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use the dude wipes

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I use dude wipes too. But not as much as I would like, as I'm afraid of stopping up the sewer. The package claims they're flushable, but I'm not so sure.

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This kinda reminds me of how, for some reason, around the time i was 13 i switched from taking baths to taking showers.. and , overnight, the idea of soaking in my own filth in a bathtub seemed disgusting.. prior to that I’d never taken a shower in my life, now -other than a couple of bubble baths with old girlfriends- i dont think ive taken a bath in over 30 years .

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Take a shower to rinse off, get clean. Take a bath to relax and destress.
The power of the hot bath soak should not be underrated.

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I've always wanted one but I have a bad back, I just can't bend over that low for a drink of water anymore

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Back pain, huh. Do you remember a dude name Doug Flutie?

They are amazing.

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My husband bought an inexpensive one to install with our existing toilet. I was skeptical when he bought it. Now I’ll never have a toilet without a bidet. You’ll still use toilet paper, but you get a whole lot cleaner. The pre-bidet way just seems so disgusting to me now.

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My parents feel this way as well.

The bidet may be the greatest invention ever. At least for me. I hope people continue to spread the word to where they become even more normalized. I am in favor of everybody getting a bidet.

Detachable shower head with the arse blast set to max usually does me, yeah