re: I’m finally buying a bidet

Having read every post on this thread I think an adjustment in Mother Nature's "Order of Life" is appropriate.
Undefeated:
1) Death
2) Pussy
3) Bidet

Very familiar with these. Demand has skyrocketed. Check out Build.com and just read the reviews. Toto is the industry leader, American Standard is good too, Signature Hardware is the best value. Recommend getting one with warm water and dryer if your install allows.