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re: Judge is a d-bag to IT guy who fixes his audio issues
Posted by King on 4/2/26 at 7:50 am to justaniceguy
Tuesday. I had my first experience going behind the bench doing IT support during a live court session. It is still kind of nerve racking.
The lady beside the judge couldn't get logged in to her PC. The I.T. support Specialist couldn't fix the issue so I went down to see what was going on. It was just time drift on the PC causing multi-factor authentication to fail.
They carried on with court while I was there. Luckily, the judge I dealt with was friendly and nice. I also didn't crack any jokes. I'm all about cracking jokes, but there is a time and place for it. During a court session, my job is to get in, fix whatever is broke, and gtfo with minimal conversation.
When someone tells me they are having computer/printer issues I often ask them if they tried hitting it with a hammer. That opening generally lightens the mood.
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The lady beside the judge couldn't get logged in to her PC. The I.T. support Specialist couldn't fix the issue so I went down to see what was going on. It was just time drift on the PC causing multi-factor authentication to fail.
They carried on with court while I was there. Luckily, the judge I dealt with was friendly and nice. I also didn't crack any jokes. I'm all about cracking jokes, but there is a time and place for it. During a court session, my job is to get in, fix whatever is broke, and gtfo with minimal conversation.
When someone tells me they are having computer/printer issues I often ask them if they tried hitting it with a hammer. That opening generally lightens the mood.
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re: National Championship: Michigan (-6.5) vs UConn Monday 7:50 PM Central
Posted by King on 3/26/26 at 9:10 pm to Inadvertent Whistle
I figure the size and depth of Az will get us.
re: National Championship: Michigan (-6.5) vs UConn Monday 7:50 PM Central
Posted by King on 3/26/26 at 9:05 pm to Hank Murphy
I'm nervous.
re: Dammit we tried… What a run.
Posted by King on 3/26/26 at 8:40 pm to Eldodroptop
Damn good game.
re: Arkansas to start putting Tyson Foods logo on jerseys
Posted by King on 3/4/26 at 6:09 pm to theballguy
We trading mascots with South Carolina next? We will have Tyson the chicken.
re: Arkansas Pedo Killer wins Sheriff Election
Posted by King on 3/4/26 at 8:59 am to idlewatcher
The dead man had already messed with this guys daughter.
The police/judge were not protecting this girl.
The dead man obviously didn't get the message after his first arrest for messing with the girl.
The man did what needed to be done.
The police/judge were not protecting this girl.
The dead man obviously didn't get the message after his first arrest for messing with the girl.
The man did what needed to be done.
I stayed awake for 7 days once. Didn't eat during that time either. Mostly just drank mountain dew.
I was 17 and on meth.
I was 17 and on meth.
re: ‘Clerk has receipt’
Posted by King on 1/22/26 at 10:47 pm to JohnnyKilroy
I get receipts. Im somewhat anal and still keep a check register. I keep the receipts in my wallet till I log the transactions in the register. I compare my record with the banks once or twice a week.
Gotta have 4x4 on a truck at least.
I inherited a 2wd truck when my dad died. Damn thing got stuck in wet grass once. :lol:
I inherited a 2wd truck when my dad died. Damn thing got stuck in wet grass once. :lol:
Those who write on bathroom walls,
Rolls their shite into little balls.
Those who read these words of whit,
Eat those tiny balls of shite.
Rolls their shite into little balls.
Those who read these words of whit,
Eat those tiny balls of shite.
re: As The Walls Close (in on U.H.) -- Arkansas board revolution thread
Posted by King on 1/8/26 at 8:30 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
What's going on in here :popcorn:
Just don't do the WAOM thing.
Same thing in an S23 Ultra
If DEF helps with that God awful diesel exhaust smell, im all for it. That smell makes me nauseous. I hate getting behind a diesel vehicle with that smell.
re: Chart shows how genders differ regarding age they find the other gender most attractive
Posted by King on 12/27/25 at 12:44 pm to Lou Loomis
Gender = sex.
There are only 2.
Those with penises called men. Those with vaginas called women.
There are only 2.
Those with penises called men. Those with vaginas called women.
re: I think I hit the age where my eyes are starting to diminish
Posted by King on 12/21/25 at 6:00 am to Allthatfades
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Issue is I can see up close stuff fine. It’s the far away stuff I can’t see. I can’t read the ticker on ESPN anymore unless I’m really close to the tv
I can barely read the movie titles when browsing on Netflix.
re: I think I hit the age where my eyes are starting to diminish
Posted by King on 12/21/25 at 5:55 am to kywildcatfanone
Go to eye dr and get some glasses. I got em at 42. Got to where I had to squint to read the mcdonalds menu from the counter and couldn't read street signs till I was relatively close.
re: Coaching Search Thread
Posted by King on 12/19/25 at 8:55 pm to hawgfaninc
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The book, titled Eat Like the Hogs
Morning Mayhem was pumping this cookbook this week. They had one of the author ladies on the show Monday morning I think. They suckered me in... Ordered it when I got to work. I'll add it to the wife's Christmas gifts if it makes it here in time.
So, it's ok for Kiffin to flip some Ole Miss recruits to LSU, but Wilson can't take guys with him if he goes somewhere else?
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Bama is playing in the SECCG.
Bama fans are here wanting to talk about LSU.
Bama in the SECCG is business as usual. The spectacle of LSU hiring a snake and the fans circle jerking each other... well that's new and fun.
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