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Posted on 6/4/21 at 8:26 pm to DLauw
Man thankfully you brought your phone with you.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 8:31 pm to DLauw
Chew mfer
Posted on 6/4/21 at 8:40 pm to DLauw
I know a guy who went through similar. His was a small wire in a meat patty. Don’t use steel wire brushes to clean your grills.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 9:35 pm to DLauw
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I called the ex and told her to please come help me
Posted on 6/4/21 at 9:45 pm to Wiseguy
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You swallowed a whole toothpick?
How in the frick did you manage that?
Posted on 6/4/21 at 9:54 pm to DLauw
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly...
Posted on 6/4/21 at 10:13 pm to jeffsdad
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You drink any liquids that had an olive with a toothpick in it?
I don't drink toothpicks
Posted on 6/4/21 at 10:18 pm to DLauw
Decades ago, my sister was working at St. Pats when a street walker had a ball of hair removed from her stomach. It was the size of a baseball
Posted on 6/4/21 at 10:58 pm to DLauw
You just described exactly what happened to me but it came on suddenly one evng, I felt that darkness come over me, my hairline was beading with sweat and I looked at my daddy (who happened to be there visiting me) and said “Omg I don’t feel good. I gotta throw up.” I walked into my kids hall bathroom and felt like I was going to faint so I immediately sat on the toilet lid and leaned my head into my arm on the counter.
Next thing I knew my son was yelling PawPaw and I was on the bathroom floor. Had a CAT scan and then mins later a tube was being inserted thru my nose into my stomach & I was in emergency surgery. I had intussusception (my small intestine telescoped into my large intestine). Spent a day in an induced coma and a week in ICU. We never did find out what caused it... until about 2 years later. That same feeling sweep over me and I immediately told my kids to call 911 bc this time I knew what was coming. At the hospital it suddenly dawned on me that I had just ate some hot planters peanuts and the last time I ate those was when I almost died.
At 38 yrs old I found out I suddenly developed a horrible peanut allergy. Ate peanuts all my life so this still baffles me.
Next thing I knew my son was yelling PawPaw and I was on the bathroom floor. Had a CAT scan and then mins later a tube was being inserted thru my nose into my stomach & I was in emergency surgery. I had intussusception (my small intestine telescoped into my large intestine). Spent a day in an induced coma and a week in ICU. We never did find out what caused it... until about 2 years later. That same feeling sweep over me and I immediately told my kids to call 911 bc this time I knew what was coming. At the hospital it suddenly dawned on me that I had just ate some hot planters peanuts and the last time I ate those was when I almost died.
At 38 yrs old I found out I suddenly developed a horrible peanut allergy. Ate peanuts all my life so this still baffles me.
This post was edited on 6/4/21 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 6/4/21 at 11:00 pm to LSUAngelHere1
Pics of ex-wife?
Posted on 6/4/21 at 11:07 pm to DLauw
That is terrifying. I am glad you are alright
Posted on 6/5/21 at 12:15 am to DLauw
Maybe the toothpick was in your jar of Apple Pie Moonshine? I kid, I kid. Glad you’re alright, brother. 
Posted on 6/5/21 at 7:52 am to DLauw
That toothpick looks new.
Posted on 6/5/21 at 8:20 am to DLauw
Let this be a lesson. Chew your damn food ya lard asses.
This post was edited on 6/5/21 at 8:21 am
Posted on 6/5/21 at 8:51 am to WestCoastAg
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Why did you call your ex instead of your current SO?
This... and how does the current SO feel about that?
Posted on 6/5/21 at 8:53 am to DLauw
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I called the ex and told her to please come help me then I passed out again.
I like stories that start like this
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:47 am to DLauw
The toothpick is a good cover up story to hide the fact you tore your colon inserting something into your anus
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:54 am to DLauw
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she reminded me that I ate my half of the sandwich with a fork and knife.
Who the frick eats a sandwich with a fork and knife
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:58 am to DLauw
Holy hell at that picture. Do you remember swallowing the toothpick?
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