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re: I’m alive and thankful for my ex-wife and the doctors of St. Pat’s. (Kind of long)

Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:39 am to
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31097 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:39 am to
Now use the toothpick to clean out the shite from under your thumbnail.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164097 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:43 am to
quote:

laying on the floor with my pants down I awoke to her screams

Been there
This post was edited on 6/5/21 at 10:43 am
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35632 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I did eat a New York style Rueben at Katz’ in Houston
At least tell me you had the fried pickles and a Dr. Brown's cream soda.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35540 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:59 am to
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You’re not a termite.
I don’t know why, but this made me laugh so hard.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35632 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:04 am to
quote:

That toothpick looks new.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5831 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:17 am to

You need to learn to chew your food before swallowing it.

Posted by Skeet Mc
Member since Dec 2006
2849 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:50 am to
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There are so many questions here. How did you swallow a fricking toothpick? Why did you call your ex instead of your current SO?


Why does your thumb look more like a big toe?
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9590 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 3:06 pm to
You must be a fat boy if you don’t remember swallowing a whole toothpick.

Try chewing your food next time.
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 3:18 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150672 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 3:09 pm to
Haven’t seen the thread since the other day, but did thus dude ever explain why he called his ex wife and not his girlfriend or family?
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9590 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 3:10 pm to
Probably because the dude was cheating with his ex?

Disappeared with the quickness.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20098 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

why he called his ex wife and not his girlfriend or family

I was wondering the same.
He done goofed up. That’s why I can’t cheat. Too damn hard to keep your stories straight.
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 7:36 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175817 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Haven’t seen the thread since the other day, but did thus dude ever explain why he called his ex wife and not his girlfriend or family?

maybe he doesn't have a GF and his family is not in close proxemity
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20098 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

maybe he doesn't have a GF

quote:

I just messaged my GF

LINK
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 7:58 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53894 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 7:58 pm to
With the price of lumber, that toothpick is probably like $5 now.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

tear its way out six inches from the end of the road.


Glad to see you have a sense of humor about it. Hang in there bud and stay off the tooth twigs.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 5:00 am to
I wouldn’t use that toothpick again. It’s got poop on it.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 5:03 am to
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but glad things came out ok in the end.


But it didn’t come out in the end. A doctor removed it
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 5:48 am to
If you swallowed the tooth pick ; tells me you have a dental bridge,
, I once swallowed a duck bone. Ended up in hospital.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5370 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 5:58 am to
Someone post a clip from uncle buck of the guy getting the toothpick stuck in his mouth lol
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 10/23/21 at 6:02 am to
What an odd bump.
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