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re: I’m alive and thankful for my ex-wife and the doctors of St. Pat’s. (Kind of long)
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:21 pm to DLauw
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:21 pm to DLauw
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I just messaged my GF and asked.
Wait you called your ex instead of your gf? Might as well break up with her now because she will NEVER let you forget this unless she was out of town or something
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Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:24 pm to DLauw
Man, that is a hell of a story!
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Damn. You swallowed a toothpick without remembering?
It swallowed alright, but not by his mouf
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:37 pm to DLauw
1) Glad you’re alive
2) Think you’ve got it bad? A toothpick just fricked up my Roomba brush!
3) cut or clean you thumb nail.
2) Think you’ve got it bad? A toothpick just fricked up my Roomba brush!
3) cut or clean you thumb nail.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:45 pm to DLauw
Dude, they make dildos and buttplugs out of plastic, latex and other materials nowadays. You can get rid of your old fashion wooden ones and not worry about splintering.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:46 pm to DLauw
quote:
I went to bed with a semi-severe stomach ache Monday night. I woke up Tuesday morning in pretty excruciating pain. I went to the kitchen to try and make coffee before I went to the bathroom but the pain got even worse so I stopped with the coffee and headed straight to the toilet.
I was doubled over in pain but managed to get my pants down and sit down. The pain intensified to the point I started feeling sick and could feel that darkness coming over me.
I came to some time later, laying on the floor with my head in pool of blood. I busted my cheek, nose and lip open on the hinge of the linen closet in front of me. I was briefly paralyzed and in severe abdominal pain.
Luckily, I always bring my phone to the toilet and saw it laying across the floor from me. I called the ex and told her to please come help me then I passed out again.
I awoke to her screams. There I was, laying on the floor with my pants down at the end of a long trail of blood. I must have tried to crawl or get up.
She called an ambulance. When they arrived, I was still in pain but more coherent. The paramedics strapped me in, loaded me up and brought me to St. Pat’s. I felt and winced at every bump in the SWLA road system along the way.
They ran several tests and CT scan of my head and abdomen. An hour later I was in emergency surgery for a perforated colon. The doctor was able to repair my colon and I was in recovery that evening.
I had a few close calls and some excitement over the next few days due to fever, elevated blood pressure (180/125 was the highest I saw) and large amounts of blood in the drain sack coming out of my abdomen.
What caused the perforation? A motherfricking wooden toothpick had traveled the entire course of my digestive tract to finally tear its way out six inches from the end of the road.
I was released today with lots of homework and have some follow up appointments. I’m thankful that I’m alive and probably even more so that I don’t of have a colostomy bag.
The culprit:
Pics?
Of ex...
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:48 pm to DLauw
Freddie Mercury, Liberace, and Rock Hudson could have told you that taking wood will kill ya. (Except they’re already dead)
We have a resident expert on suck things, AndMingoWasHisNameO.
We have a resident expert on suck things, AndMingoWasHisNameO.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:49 pm to Wiseguy
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You swallowed a whole toothpick?
He didn’t swallow it...
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:49 pm to OWLFAN86
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but we are gonna make fun of your bleeding a-hole in a week or so
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:51 pm to DLauw
You swallowed a toothpick and didn't know?? Was it in your food? Holy shite! Glad you're okay.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:51 pm to fallguy_1978
Glad you are alive and glad you still think pretty good thoughts over your ex!
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:54 pm to DLauw
This story was starting to sound very familiar to what I went through back in December, but my doc found lymphoma triggering colitis in my intestine - six months later and I've been through three surgeries and just wrapped up three months of chemo. I find out on Wednesday if the chemo wiped it all out.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:58 pm to DLauw
quote:Free Toothpick!
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:01 pm to DLauw
This is one of my favorite episodes on House.
Teenager accidentally swallows a toothpick while making out with his girlfriend.
Episode: “Gypsy” - look it up
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:06 pm to Horsemeat
Praying for good news for you and your family.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:07 pm to DLauw
Didnt see it posted but how did you swallow a toothpick
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:14 pm to DLauw
You need to call Jackie Chiles.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:15 pm to Chad504boy
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Pics?
Of ex...
And gf...
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:23 pm to JonTigerFan11
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This was an episode of House. Are you also a Gypsy?
No shite! This was the first thing I thought.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:23 pm to DLauw
How long ago had you swallowed it? In your best estimation.
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