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Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:03 pm to DLauw
Glad you weren't picky about who you called for help. I'm sure your ex wasn't your perference, but glad things came out ok in the end.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:03 pm to Tigers0891
His ex used to swallow a toothpick all the time.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:03 pm to DLauw
glad you're OK ,really
but we are gonna make fun of your bleeding a-hole in a week or so
but we are gonna make fun of your bleeding a-hole in a week or so
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:04 pm to DLauw
Wow! I’m glad you’re okay. How scary!
Which car did you end up giving your wife’s boyfriend?
Which car did you end up giving your wife’s boyfriend?
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:04 pm to DLauw
That's like $20 worth of wood right now.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:05 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:dude, I did eat a New York style Rueben at Katz’ in Houston two weeks ago. Maybe that was it. I just messaged my GF and asked.
it was club sandwich
ETA: she reminded me that I ate my half of the sandwich with a fork and knife.
This post was edited on 6/4/21 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:06 pm to DLauw
quote:i need your co-pay and insurance card
dude, I did eat a New York style Rueben at Katz’ in Houston two weeks ago. Maybe that was it. I just messaged my GF and asked.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:07 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
but we are gonna make fun of your bleeding a-hole in a week or so
Someone’s getting soft(not that problem), usually you’d be all over this right away.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:08 pm to DLauw
Yeah, because this shite totally happened.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:09 pm to DLauw
Glad you survived. Maybe single folks need that phone darned near everywhere they go.
About the toothpick: it's not a kitchen toothpick, the kind that cooks use to keep cakes stacked up or to secure bacon around a filet. Is the color blue or is it just the jar? It's decorative (the more expensive that day to day) and that implies a drink. But sipping a drink and sucking down a toothpick don't match. Have you had any fancy deserts anytime recently?
Reason for all these questions: the best way to avoid a repeat is to know what to avoid.
About the toothpick: it's not a kitchen toothpick, the kind that cooks use to keep cakes stacked up or to secure bacon around a filet. Is the color blue or is it just the jar? It's decorative (the more expensive that day to day) and that implies a drink. But sipping a drink and sucking down a toothpick don't match. Have you had any fancy deserts anytime recently?
Reason for all these questions: the best way to avoid a repeat is to know what to avoid.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:10 pm to DLauw
You gotta pull that out of the sandwich.
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:11 pm to DLauw
For God’s sakes chew your food!!!
(Glad you are ok)
(Glad you are ok)
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:12 pm to ZZTIGERS
quote:I mean he just got home
usually you’d be all over this right away.
yall did wait a week before the stroke jokes started
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:13 pm to DLauw
How bad is her cooking when you eat a toothpick baw?
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:13 pm to DLauw
quote:
dude, I did eat a New York style Rueben at Katz’ in Houston two weeks ago. Maybe that was it. I just messaged my GF and asked.
It's not lying in the sandwich..it's holding the contents together. If that was the case it would've pierced the roof of your mouth. Try harder
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:15 pm to DLauw
quote:
dude, I did eat a New York style Rueben at Katz’ in Houston two weeks ago. Maybe that was it. I just messaged my GF and asked.
Now you have to deal with the pain that comes from the fact you called your ex-wife instead of your GF to save your life. A perforated colon might be less pain
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:16 pm to real turf fan
quote:you're assuming kitchen staff gives a shite about your safety
it's not a kitchen toothpick, the kind that cooks use to keep cakes stacked up or to secure bacon around a filet. Is the color blue or is it just the jar? It's decorative (the more expensive that day to day) and that implies a drink
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:16 pm to DLauw
Posted on 6/4/21 at 6:21 pm to JonTigerFan11
quote:
This was an episode of House
I'm dumb lol
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