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finchmeister08
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If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
We all crack jokes about the hot slutty teachers on this board, but let’s be real. What would we do if it were our kids?

I don’t have kids, yet, but when I do, the only thing I can come up with is this. When he hits puberty and if he has a shot, take it. I don’t want to know about it, and neither does anyone else. It might be cool to tell your buddies, but that’s when you ruin lives. Take your experience, and keep it to yourself.

Some of you might not like that approach, but I don’t want to know about the high school girls he’ll have potential with either. Can you really be mad if you put yourself in their shoes?

Where were all the slutty teachers at when I was in school?
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Jake88
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
Neither. We sit down and talk about it.


BeachDude022
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
You buy that kid a new car


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heatom2
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
In front of his mom or in private?


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DLauw
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
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Neither. We sit down and talk about it...
...with a couple of beers.


SloaneRanger
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
Is he in Junior High or HS? If he is old enough to know how to protect himself, I'd have a hard time being outraged about it.


dakarx
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
Depends... does said teacher come up hot on a piss test?


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Johnny Carson
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
What are talking about here? Warning him about the dangers of peaking too soon?


TheArrogantCorndog
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
"Son, you gotta bang a 4 to appreciate an 8"


Sao
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?

I ask if I can rotate in I think.


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The Spleen
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
My son is 17 now. I'd be pissed at the teacher more than I would him, but there'd be some disappointment in him. It is fun to joke about, and I had a few teachers I definitely would have messed around with given the chance, but there's also an expectation of acceptable, responsible behavior. I also have a daughter and would be threw the roof in anger if a male teacher even tried to do something with her.


JackieTreehorn
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
I’d be embarrassed as hell for my family for dragging us into that shite. I’d punish him for that part mainly.


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Glorious
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
Not punish but definitely put a stop to it. It’s bad enough if he knocks up someone his age. Now imagine if it’s a clearly unstable adult that is about to go to prison and be put on a sex offenders list


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lsupride87
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
You can always tell who has kids and who doesn’t in these threads


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jaytothen
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?


Tell him congrats?


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Buck Nekkid
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
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Where were all the slutty teachers at when I was in school?


When was that? Two years ago?


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PrimetimeDaBoss
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
High fives and beers


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sabes que
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
The bottom line is that a student, whether it be male or female, does not have the emotional/mental maturity to make a decision to consent to sex. That’s why the pass these females teachers get in the public eye is bull shite.


The Truth 34
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
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I also have a daughter and would be threw the roof in anger if a male teacher even tried to do something with her.


I'd be in jail. cause he'd be dead.


fr33manator
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re: If your SON screws the hot FEMALE teacher, do you punish or praise?
First I tell him i need to see evidence of this teacher.


Then I go and confront her.


Then...what do you call it when you are Eskimo brothers with your son, but not an Alabama fan?


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