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re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted on 10/17/26 at 7:43 pm to ReauxlTide222
Posted on 10/17/26 at 7:43 pm to ReauxlTide222
Scottsdale. Cougars galore. Don't need to dance. 
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:36 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:As opposed to you being a shithead now? God doesn’t call the qualified, he qualifies the called. It’s never too late to become who you ought to be.
FIFY
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:42 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
I'd be a terrible little shithead
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:06 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Oh look VHS is back
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:08 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:yes we can
nobody can judge me
I can go to Confession
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:26 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Become an Airborne Ranger with a Combat Infantry Badge
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:41 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I'm 60, if I ever become single (hopefully I die before the wife), I'll crush poon, if all comes down to confidence. I mean, I'm crushing poon now, but I've been married to her for over 30 years.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 6:01 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I've had safe, consensual, unpaid sex with 100+ beautiful women.. most of that was from ages 25-32
The best course of action since 2010 is to be interesting on social media at a local level..
The best course of action since 2010 is to be interesting on social media at a local level..
Posted on 10/18/26 at 6:09 am to FAT SEXY
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I've had safe, consensual, unpaid sex with 100+ beautiful women.. most of that was from ages 25-32
Or swing a hammer baw.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 6:10 am to greenbean
It is amazingly easy, assuming you aren't unfortunate-looking.
You become the hunted.
It also sucks beyond comprehension.
I had hoped the same as you, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
You become the hunted.
It also sucks beyond comprehension.
I had hoped the same as you, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 6:19 am to Violent Hip Swivel
In my single 30s days, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
Confidence, being clean, dressed nice, and not being a weirdo. Know how to talk with people and get along, laid back with everyone. Be funny and casual. They will come to you. Women can smell insecurity, awkwardness, etc a mile away. Also, have some drinks to loosen up, but don’t be the ‘drunk guy’.
If a woman wants you, she’ll let you know. The second you try to force conversation, prolong an encounter when it’s not clicking, or feel yourself hovering around in the background of her friend group trying to get attention, etc. you’re done. Be the cool guy. It’s just that simple.
Confidence, being clean, dressed nice, and not being a weirdo. Know how to talk with people and get along, laid back with everyone. Be funny and casual. They will come to you. Women can smell insecurity, awkwardness, etc a mile away. Also, have some drinks to loosen up, but don’t be the ‘drunk guy’.
If a woman wants you, she’ll let you know. The second you try to force conversation, prolong an encounter when it’s not clicking, or feel yourself hovering around in the background of her friend group trying to get attention, etc. you’re done. Be the cool guy. It’s just that simple.
This post was edited on 10/18/26 at 6:28 am
Posted on 10/18/26 at 8:26 am to Violent Hip Swivel
The first thing I'd do is get out of the house and not post nonsense online all the time. You've got over 10k posts just on here alone in a little over 3 years which is a lot. I assume you're in your early to mid 20's with no experience. Find a strip bar you like and go in and sit down in a non-busy time and get experience talking to cute half naked girls that are paid to be friendly to you. Then leave and go recruit some good looking quiet dude(s) to hang out with at the line dances and social gathers and you can talk about what's the best move from there. That's the simple ,don't spend much money version.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:30 am to Violent Hip Swivel
If that was my singular focus, I would question some of my life choices.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:37 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Post less.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:44 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Work in a restaurant
Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:52 am to greenbean
No one that says “crush poon” gets laid
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:32 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I would get into nursing.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 1:38 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Getting laid is simple. It’s amazing how many baws don’t know this.
Go to a bar or club. Walk up to every girl you see and talk to her. You may get laughed at, mocked, or told no 46 times, but that 47th time…. Yes.
Now, you cannot be picky about the quality of the women. But your question didn’t mention quality.
Go to a bar or club. Walk up to every girl you see and talk to her. You may get laughed at, mocked, or told no 46 times, but that 47th time…. Yes.
Now, you cannot be picky about the quality of the women. But your question didn’t mention quality.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 2:27 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I’m 64 and getting laid is still my number one priority. To facilitate it I got married. It worked out well, and it’s still working well.
If I was young and single today I would probably spend some time in Eastern Europe and find a woman there. I’d probably look for one 15 years younger. Maybe wait until I was 38 and get a 23 year old. That would keep her out of menopause until I was almost 70.
If I was young and single today I would probably spend some time in Eastern Europe and find a woman there. I’d probably look for one 15 years younger. Maybe wait until I was 38 and get a 23 year old. That would keep her out of menopause until I was almost 70.
Posted on 10/18/26 at 2:31 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
The Philippines, gents.
Spanish with Asian mix. The women there will treat you like a king
Spanish with Asian mix. The women there will treat you like a king
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