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re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?

Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6675 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:26 pm to
South Florida beach lifeguard.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
51935 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:54 pm to
Live in the gym
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
18127 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 10:04 pm to
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Live in the gym

That's super insecure. You notice that even broke comedians have plenty of partners? Confidence. If you're a fat comedian with slightly floppy boobies, but you make a girl laugh, and make her breakfast, you're fine.

The easy answer to OPs question, is to get along with people, but not be a simp to any cause. Next.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18591 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 10:08 pm to
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Higher chances of being kidnapped by a cartel too


Lose a kidney or tranny surprise. Tough call. I'll stick to being a family man and let you adventurous baws slay.
Posted by Wrex
Member since Oct 2026
81 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 10:16 pm to
Lol...the more religious and more overbearing the parents are, the more the girl puts out.

I LOVED the "I'm gonna meet the boy with muh shotgun" type of dads. Was definitely getting laid that date, and same with the church goers.

Especially when their darling left for uni.



Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13199 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 10:17 pm to
Judges daughters too

A more dignified, but sure, rebellion.
This post was edited on 10/18/26 at 10:19 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6707 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 9:34 am to
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No one that says “crush poon” gets laid


Sounds just like something a low T cuck would say.
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
2028 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 9:43 am to
Maybe it’s because I’m in my 30s but getting laid has become less and less worth it. I’ve been divorced going on 2 years. I’ve come to notice, if a pretty woman is looking for a partner and doesn’t already have one at this point it’s not gonna take long to figure out why. On a positive note, least it doesn’t cost much to figure out they aren’t worth spending more time with.
One of the worst choices of my life was putting myself in a position to be looking for companionship in this day and age
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72262 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 10:04 am to
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Lol...the more religious and more overbearing the parents are, the more the girl puts out.

I LOVED the "I'm gonna meet the boy with muh shotgun" type of dads. Was definitely getting laid that date, and same with the church goers.

Especially when their darling left for uni.



Was this supposed to be relevant to anything I said or did you just want to flex for your internet friends?
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