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re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:02 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:02 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:09 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Same thing I did when I was single and looking to get laid
Go out to bars and drink and lower my standards
I’ve done the Nashville thing I had my bachelor trip there. It’s not as easy to pull girls from those bachelorette parties because they’re all together and don’t like splitting up. You’re not likely to pull one away from her friends unless it’s the future bride and her goal is to be a slut one more time. Otherwise you have to have a group of friends that are good with women and try to get the whole group to hang with you and your buddies
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:15 pm to GRTiger
quote:This is what I did. Getting married soon. My only regret is being completely honest about my past. Good, moral women expect good, moral men. I wasn’t before God made himself known to me.
I'd find Jesus and get my head out of my arse, then find a good Catholic conservative girl with as little baggage as is practical in today's whored out world and put a ring on her.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:22 pm to backbone
You're like babytac Jr. Always full of shite.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Go to therapy to work out that fact that a million one night stands will never undo the scars of being molested by my uncle as a pre-teen.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:28 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
People put too much thought into how to attract women. If your goal is simply get laid and not trying to find a girlfriend then it’s simple. Don’t waste time chasing only what you want and don’t try too hard. Women in bars will see you going to female to female hitting on them and know what you’re doing. It has to appear an organic connection, you have to maintain a sense of mystery of what you’re about. Go to a bar, be observant. Don’t stare, learn the art of watching them without them knowing and find the ones checking you out. Smile when they walk by, make eye contact. Don’t look at their chest or legs look them in the eye and give them a lustful but friendly look. Exude confidence. Maybe say hello. You’ll see it in their eyes if they’re interested. Keep walking, go have a good time talk to your friends. She will come to you and you won’t even have to work for it
I’ve walked out of a bar with a girl and took her home and didn’t even know her name when we left.
Being tall is a plus, decent looking helps but not always necessary. Dress nice like you have some money don’t look like a slob. Even if you’re broke act like you aren’t. The main things women are attracted to are 1. Status 2. Confidence 3. Personality 4. Uniqueness
If you don’t have status or wealth, work on your confidence. If you have a good sense of humor, use it.
Do not be insecure or come across as desperate. Don’t be afraid to be turned down. Don’t smother her. If you make conversation for a few minutes then she goes over to her friends don’t follow her like a puppy unless she invites you to come meet them. Go do your thing and if you caught her interest she will come back to you. This shows confidence and that you are your own man who does his own thing and aren’t going to be a clingy simp
I’ve walked out of a bar with a girl and took her home and didn’t even know her name when we left.
Being tall is a plus, decent looking helps but not always necessary. Dress nice like you have some money don’t look like a slob. Even if you’re broke act like you aren’t. The main things women are attracted to are 1. Status 2. Confidence 3. Personality 4. Uniqueness
If you don’t have status or wealth, work on your confidence. If you have a good sense of humor, use it.
Do not be insecure or come across as desperate. Don’t be afraid to be turned down. Don’t smother her. If you make conversation for a few minutes then she goes over to her friends don’t follow her like a puppy unless she invites you to come meet them. Go do your thing and if you caught her interest she will come back to you. This shows confidence and that you are your own man who does his own thing and aren’t going to be a clingy simp
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:32 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
“Save The Whores, Ride a Cowboy”
At 24, Chase Walker has one goal in life: sleep with as many women as humanly possible. When he discovers that Nashville is the bachelorette party capital of America, he quits his dead-end job, packs his bags, and heads to Music City with a foolproof plan: master the art of line dancing, infiltrate the honky-tonk scene, and become the ultimate last fling before the ring.
There's just one problem. Chase has two left feet.
Enter Beau, a rugged, soft-spoken line-dancing instructor with a killer smile, a mysterious past, and hips that could make a grown man question everything.
What starts as a few private lessons quickly becomes something Chase can't explain. Night after night, he conquers Broadway's bachelorette scene, collecting phone numbers, broken hearts, and increasingly hollow one-night stands. But every morning, lying beside another woman whose name he's already forgotten, his thoughts drift back to Beau's strong hands guiding his waist, the smell of his cologne, and the way their eyes meet during a perfectly executed two-step.
As Chase's body count climbs, so does his confusion.
Desperate to prove to himself that he's straight, Chase doubles down on his womanizing, even as he finds increasingly ridiculous excuses to book more private dance lessons. Meanwhile, Beau knows exactly what's happening. He's just waiting for Chase to catch up.
But when a drunken bachelorette dares Chase to kiss the hottest cowboy in the bar, one impulsive moment threatens to unravel everything he thought he knew about himself.
In a city where everybody's looking for one last wild night, Chase might just find the one person he wants to wake up next to.
At 24, Chase Walker has one goal in life: sleep with as many women as humanly possible. When he discovers that Nashville is the bachelorette party capital of America, he quits his dead-end job, packs his bags, and heads to Music City with a foolproof plan: master the art of line dancing, infiltrate the honky-tonk scene, and become the ultimate last fling before the ring.
There's just one problem. Chase has two left feet.
Enter Beau, a rugged, soft-spoken line-dancing instructor with a killer smile, a mysterious past, and hips that could make a grown man question everything.
What starts as a few private lessons quickly becomes something Chase can't explain. Night after night, he conquers Broadway's bachelorette scene, collecting phone numbers, broken hearts, and increasingly hollow one-night stands. But every morning, lying beside another woman whose name he's already forgotten, his thoughts drift back to Beau's strong hands guiding his waist, the smell of his cologne, and the way their eyes meet during a perfectly executed two-step.
As Chase's body count climbs, so does his confusion.
Desperate to prove to himself that he's straight, Chase doubles down on his womanizing, even as he finds increasingly ridiculous excuses to book more private dance lessons. Meanwhile, Beau knows exactly what's happening. He's just waiting for Chase to catch up.
But when a drunken bachelorette dares Chase to kiss the hottest cowboy in the bar, one impulsive moment threatens to unravel everything he thought he knew about himself.
In a city where everybody's looking for one last wild night, Chase might just find the one person he wants to wake up next to.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:33 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Make a bunch of money.
#Respect
#Respect
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:36 pm to GRTiger
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found a good Catholic conservative girl with very little baggage and put on a ring on her
Best thing about Catholic women is they’re used to getting on their knees
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:37 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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the occasional ladyboy would probably slip through the cracks
You thinking about a ladyboy slipping through your crack?
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:38 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
If you're not a troll, you could just cruise Tinder and get laid on the reg.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:38 pm to UnitedFruitCompany
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mean shite. do that for two years and you'll amass quite the body count if you can fog a mirror
I did it for 12. I lost count of how many. It’s in the hundreds. The fact I never had a bastard kid (that I know of) or an std is a miracle
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:40 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Make a lot of money and flaunt it. There is nothing else that you need to do.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 4:42 pm to BK Lounge
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the other caveat id add is that, sure, it's crazy easy to get with a bargirl- but imo where is the fun in paying for it ? Dont get me wrong, we all "pay for it" in some way- but there are so many beautiful "normal" women here that to me it's more fun to woo them
Agree. I’ve bought a few hookers, always felt weird and not that enjoyable. It’s good if you’re in a dry slump or I guess if you have weird kinks most women won’t do then a hooker makes sense. But you’re right, the hunt is the fun and the reward is much sweeter. Hell I’m married and have never cheated on my wife but if I’m at a bar having drinks by myself I’ll still strike up conversation with a chick just to see if I still got it. I won’t do anything but it still strokes my ego knowing I could have got it
Posted on 10/17/26 at 5:00 pm to deltaland
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Hell I’m married and have never cheated on my wife but if I’m at a bar having drinks by myself I’ll still strike up conversation with a chick just to see if I still got it. I won’t do anything but it still strokes my ego knowing I could have got it
Thems is treacherous waters, my homie.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 5:18 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I would buy a boat.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 5:36 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Met a line dancer recently the dude definitely got no pussy. 5’6 skinny and awkward. Kept trying to show us line dancing vids which was weird
Posted on 10/17/26 at 6:46 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Make a lot of money.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 7:09 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Nah
I can go listen/dance to music I like, and find women to have sex with
Horrible music is not required
I can go listen/dance to music I like, and find women to have sex with
Horrible music is not required
Posted on 10/17/26 at 7:30 pm to StrongOffer
quote:I was a shite head until i shed out of it like any other normal person but now I talk about God so nobody can judge me
Good, moral women expect good, moral men. I wasn’t before God made himself known to me.
FIFY
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