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If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:18 pm
I'd definitely move to Nashville, lose about 30 pounds and learn how to get really good at line dancing. The sheer level of giddiness that line dancing produces in women is amazing. Line dancing makes women happier than a pig in shite.
Anyone reading this who's under the age of 25 should go for it. You will be elbow deep in hot Nashville bachelorette party poon-nanny. You would have to sacrifice your integrity and start dressing and acting as corny and dooshy as possible like Morgan Wallen, but it would totally be worth it.
Anyone reading this who's under the age of 25 should go for it. You will be elbow deep in hot Nashville bachelorette party poon-nanny. You would have to sacrifice your integrity and start dressing and acting as corny and dooshy as possible like Morgan Wallen, but it would totally be worth it.
This post was edited on 10/16/26 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:19 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Honored to cast the first dv.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:21 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Move to Thailand. Sure, odds are the occasional ladyboy would probably slip through the cracks but the sheer volume of real Thai bargirl poon would be massive.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:21 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:make myself turn gay
If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:23 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
2 chicks at once.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:23 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Move to Colombia and bang me nonstop good looking Colombian broads.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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what would you do?
I'd find Jesus and get my head out of my arse, then find a good Catholic conservative girl with as little baggage as is practical in today's whored out world and put a ring on her.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:25 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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get really good at line dancing
I lived there for a decade, this is an absurd add to your post
But yeah good spot
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:25 pm to GRTiger
Winner
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:26 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Start a boy band
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:26 pm to GRTiger
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then find a good Catholic conservative girl with as little baggage as is practical
This guy gets it.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:29 pm to GRTiger
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find a good Catholic conservative girl with as little baggage as is practical in today's whored out world and put a ring on her.
So how many men did she cheat on you with?
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:32 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Move to Colombia and bang me nonstop good looking Colombian broads.
This or Thailand, no doubt. I'd rather Colombia. Much better looking women.
This or Thailand, no doubt. I'd rather Colombia. Much better looking women.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:33 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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I'd definitely move to Nashville, lose about 30 pounds and learn how to get really good at line dancing
This definitely sounds like something that someone who never got laid would think of doing in hindsight to get their younger sexless self laid
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:37 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Pray
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:38 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Move to corporate-centric US city (eg, Dallas, Houston) suburb like Plano or The Woodlands and MILF-hunt those late 30 something, aging sorority types who are abnormally chasing youth, victims of their narcissistic ways and failed ‘perfect life’.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:41 pm to MachoMan
None. I found a good Catholic conservative girl with very little baggage and put on a ring on her. 
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:41 pm to Forever
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This definitely sounds like something that someone who never got laid would think of doing in hindsight to get their younger sexless self laid
I did pretty good back in my day, bud. If I added up all the hours I had to sit at the bar in order to do it, it was probably like a 25-30 hour a week job. But it was worth it.
But thanks for the cornball psychoanalysis anyway.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:42 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Move to Colombia and bang me nonstop good looking Colombian broads.
Probably wake up with a missing kidney.
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