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re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:45 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:45 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
it was in college.
Beer, its your best friend, drink plenty of it. Quantity, not quality. Shoot your shot. dress well, sit at bars next to solo women or one with a friend. ask the most random fricking question. you'll know in five seconds if its game on. Have a nice place (not crazy, but well kept and clean spring for a maid, time cleanin is time not mongering). Go to bars in nice neighborhoods. divorced broads love young guys....for one night.
Have a rich degenerate friend. Travel with him to random arse cities in the middle of the country, like Wichita, Omaha, Madison, etc. Travel abroad to, again, off the road places. Croatia, Panama, Colombia, Slovakia.
I mean shite. do that for two years and you'll amass quite the body count if you can fog a mirror. If you're funny and semi good looking? shooting fish in a barrel. good looking and disposable cash? You better have a good pcp and your pull out game needs to be ten times stronger than Phillip Rivers.
Beer, its your best friend, drink plenty of it. Quantity, not quality. Shoot your shot. dress well, sit at bars next to solo women or one with a friend. ask the most random fricking question. you'll know in five seconds if its game on. Have a nice place (not crazy, but well kept and clean spring for a maid, time cleanin is time not mongering). Go to bars in nice neighborhoods. divorced broads love young guys....for one night.
Have a rich degenerate friend. Travel with him to random arse cities in the middle of the country, like Wichita, Omaha, Madison, etc. Travel abroad to, again, off the road places. Croatia, Panama, Colombia, Slovakia.
I mean shite. do that for two years and you'll amass quite the body count if you can fog a mirror. If you're funny and semi good looking? shooting fish in a barrel. good looking and disposable cash? You better have a good pcp and your pull out game needs to be ten times stronger than Phillip Rivers.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:48 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Id make more of an effort to get my sh*t together earlier. I was never the casual one night stand type. Decent women would lose interest quick when they realized I was a mess.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:48 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
some of the greatest times of my life. first of all, meet a lot of girls, 2nd ask them out. then have a good time with them and let nature take its course. i've been told i have a great personality so i'm sure that helped but i never had a problem gettting poon.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:55 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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ladyboy would probably slip through the cracks
Is this what you meant? Lol
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:59 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Line dancing is still a thing?
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:01 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Get laid. Never put much thought into it..
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:03 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Nashville, lose about 30 pounds and learn how to get really good at line dancing
You’d get a good amount of peen I’m sure.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:09 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
lol I was sure you were gay
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:10 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
"Move to Thailand"
I knew a girl from Phuket
I knew a girl from Phuket
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:22 pm to Traffic Circle
quote:I know what I said.
Is this what you meant? Lol
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:26 pm to GRTiger
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then find a good protestant conservative virgin girl with as little baggage as is practical
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:31 pm to FnTigers
Meh, that'll do too I guess
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:34 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Go to Cornell and join a fraternity.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:34 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Learn how to make em laugh
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:36 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:Today? I have no idea.
If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Young me spent a lot of time and energy on chasing (and getting) tail.
I doubt I’d let it make me move States, I think I could do some business in a convent.
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:38 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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I'd definitely move to Nashville, lose about 30 pounds and learn how to get really good at line dancing.


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