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re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?

Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4394 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:45 pm to
it was in college.

Beer, its your best friend, drink plenty of it. Quantity, not quality. Shoot your shot. dress well, sit at bars next to solo women or one with a friend. ask the most random fricking question. you'll know in five seconds if its game on. Have a nice place (not crazy, but well kept and clean spring for a maid, time cleanin is time not mongering). Go to bars in nice neighborhoods. divorced broads love young guys....for one night.

Have a rich degenerate friend. Travel with him to random arse cities in the middle of the country, like Wichita, Omaha, Madison, etc. Travel abroad to, again, off the road places. Croatia, Panama, Colombia, Slovakia.

I mean shite. do that for two years and you'll amass quite the body count if you can fog a mirror. If you're funny and semi good looking? shooting fish in a barrel. good looking and disposable cash? You better have a good pcp and your pull out game needs to be ten times stronger than Phillip Rivers.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
18163 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:48 pm to
Id make more of an effort to get my sh*t together earlier. I was never the casual one night stand type. Decent women would lose interest quick when they realized I was a mess.
Posted by Coldcushcush
Member since Jul 2022
252 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:48 pm to
some of the greatest times of my life. first of all, meet a lot of girls, 2nd ask them out. then have a good time with them and let nature take its course. i've been told i have a great personality so i'm sure that helped but i never had a problem gettting poon.
Posted by Hateradedrink
Member since May 2023
4522 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:54 pm to
Call your mom
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
5215 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

ladyboy would probably slip through the cracks


Is this what you meant? Lol
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75472 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 7:59 pm to
Line dancing is still a thing?
Posted by caill430
Da Dirty Dell
Member since Jul 2005
1518 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:01 pm to
Get laid. Never put much thought into it..
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21966 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

Nashville, lose about 30 pounds and learn how to get really good at line dancing


You’d get a good amount of peen I’m sure.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Arrogant Dickweed
Member since Jun 2004
199577 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:05 pm to
DJ
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54372 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:09 pm to
lol I was sure you were gay
Posted by FrontlineTiger
Member since Aug 2024
1149 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:10 pm to
"Move to Thailand"

I knew a girl from Phuket
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7670 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Is this what you meant? Lol
I know what I said.
Posted by FnTigers
Member since Sep 2021
3265 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

then find a good protestant conservative virgin girl with as little baggage as is practical
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
109230 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:28 pm to
That was beautifil, man.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72252 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:31 pm to
Meh, that'll do too I guess

Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
17682 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:32 pm to
Go to Thailand.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14320 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:34 pm to
Go to Cornell and join a fraternity.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
77171 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:34 pm to
Learn how to make em laugh
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76985 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Today? I have no idea.

Young me spent a lot of time and energy on chasing (and getting) tail.

I doubt I’d let it make me move States, I think I could do some business in a convent.
Posted by Cenlabration
The Ville of Pine
Member since Apr 2021
1589 posts
Posted on 10/16/26 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

I'd definitely move to Nashville, lose about 30 pounds and learn how to get really good at line dancing.

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