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Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:54 pm to H2O
It’s tempting to say Ted Williams
1 possibly the greatest MLB hitter of all time
2 marine corps pilot, veteran of WWII and Korea
3 pretty good outdoorsman on top of that
1 possibly the greatest MLB hitter of all time
2 marine corps pilot, veteran of WWII and Korea
3 pretty good outdoorsman on top of that
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:02 pm to H2O
Hitler. I’d be like: “Hey yall, never mind.”
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:02 pm to upgrade
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Wasn’t he bitten in half by a hippo? I think I’ll pass on that.
No. He lived to his 90s. Reigned for 66 years. Had 200 wives and hos. And he was Pharoah. Pretty good to be thought of as a god.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:04 pm to upgrade
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bitten in half by a hippo?
I think I’ll pass on that.
Off the top of my head, I'm not sure i can come up with a more badass way to go out.
Until further notice, I'm gonna allow it.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:08 pm to H2O
Rocco Siffredi at 25
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:08 pm to jmarto1
Yes, JC's ending was rough. But think of all the fun that you could have with his superpowers. The water into wine thing could make a small fortune.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:12 pm to Mr Happy
Marco Polo or Captain Cook
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:16 pm to H2O
That dorky looking guy from the Super Troopers flicks who was married to prime-era Christina Hendricks for a good bit.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:28 pm to lsudave1
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Joe Burrow 2019
I’m not an LSU fan but this is the closest to what I would want so far in the answers.
We live in the best time in history relative to quality of life so I don’t think I would want to go too far back in time.
I’d probably just pick some young dominate athlete from a good family (e.g., a more attractive/richer Scottie Scheffler).
Edit: Paul Skenes would be another good choice.
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:38 pm to shutterspeed
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I'll even let you pick for me.
Oprah?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:40 pm to H2O
16 year old me… I’d fricking own half the world by now. 
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:41 pm to H2O
If it can't be Jesus I guess it'd have to be Gandalf or Harry potter if we taking fictional historical characters, excluding Jesus.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 10:46 pm to MrSpock
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Oprah?
You sonofabitch you.
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