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Garfield
| Favorite team: | USA  |
| Location: | Kew Gardens |
| Biography: | I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down. |
| Interests: | So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning. |
| Occupation: | Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW) |
| Number of Posts: | 7817 |
| Registered on: | 12/17/2011 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Regular Car Reviews: 2008 tacoma 5 speed 4 cylinder single cab 2wd
Posted by Garfield on 5/12/26 at 10:27 pm to Grievous Angel
Really cool.
I’ve got a 2005 base tacoma. It’s been a great vehicle. Bought it new for 15k right after getting my first adult salaried job. I haven’t taken good care of it (parked outside in the elements and my kid and I have taken a toll on the interior) but if I had taken care of it the darn thing would probably still be worth what I paid in 2005.
I’ve got a 2005 base tacoma. It’s been a great vehicle. Bought it new for 15k right after getting my first adult salaried job. I haven’t taken good care of it (parked outside in the elements and my kid and I have taken a toll on the interior) but if I had taken care of it the darn thing would probably still be worth what I paid in 2005.
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re: Happy Cinco De Mayo (NSFW)
Posted by Garfield on 5/6/26 at 1:23 am to LSU Coyote
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I don't like Mexican women because their skin is lite (sp?) but have brown buttholes.
I’m picky, but not that picky.
The ones with their CashApp and/or Venmo info bother me. I guess I'm getting old, but back in my day our homeless didn't mess with technology.
Congratulations.
FWIW, my only regrets are losing my patience as a dad.
It’s a very slow and difficult journey, but if you can be halfway decent as a man - it’s the most important and most rewarding thing you will do.
FWIW, my only regrets are losing my patience as a dad.
It’s a very slow and difficult journey, but if you can be halfway decent as a man - it’s the most important and most rewarding thing you will do.
re: Imane Khelif opens up on natural male gene while agreeing to undergo testing for Olympics
Posted by Garfield on 2/6/26 at 7:23 pm to dallastigers
I'm probably closer to #2 than #1.
Could have been me.
Could have been me.
re: When did you/your kids stop believing in Santa?
Posted by Garfield on 12/25/25 at 10:18 pm to Dee_oh_Dee
I’m 47 and I still believe in the magic of Santa. My daughter is 11. She is mostly following my lead in this one instance. She knows we generally supply the presents but that doesn’t mean Santa Clause is not real in some form or fashion.
Original “Miracle on 34th Street” can renew your belief if you or your children have backslid.
Original “Miracle on 34th Street” can renew your belief if you or your children have backslid.
re: Alabama vs Oklahoma Prediction Thread - Pick Score & Ty Simpson's Passing Yards
Posted by Garfield on 12/18/25 at 12:11 am to BamaLoop00
Bama - 17
OK - 13
Ty - 242
OK - 13
Ty - 242
FWIW, the ivermectin cream helps some. I used straight ivermectin a couple times and a blend with things which restrict blood vessels.
My dermatologist also put me on a low dose blood pressure med to help with flushing and I think that helped.
Mine kind of comes and goes so it’s hard to say what’s a magic bullet.
My dermatologist also put me on a low dose blood pressure med to help with flushing and I think that helped.
Mine kind of comes and goes so it’s hard to say what’s a magic bullet.
re: I shouldn’t (or maybe I should) drink and on line gamble!!!
Posted by Garfield on 11/25/25 at 10:12 pm to NawlinsTiger9
Congratulations!! Great run. Perhaps cash out and buy Christmas presents. I wish I had. My kids are getting handmade cards this year because dad couldn’t stop live betting.
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Dads, tell your princesses no every now and then or end up with childless bitter daughters with unfounded expectations
I get what you’re saying, but usually women like this don’t have great/attentive fathers. They also usually have been in limited relationships with crappy men. They don’t know what a “good” guy looks like so they create a fictional perfect guy.
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They've allowed children of enlisted to join for over 20 years
I’ve been a member for about 20 years because my wife’s mom married a fbi agent. I feel kind of bad about being a member so I don’t complain when they jack up our rates (I feel like they know I shouldn’t be here).
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Also, she probably didn't think this woman would be psycho enough to get professional pictures taken with her 14-year-old baby daddy
I'm betting on this. She maybe thought he wasn't 25 but she probably never thought someone would be this bold with a 14 year old boy.
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Warm up good before working out.
Don’t booze to the point of hangover.
Make sure you have enough money saved for retirement.
If you find a pair of pants you like buy ten of them.
All these are quality. Probably the best time to start putting salary increases towards retirement/investment instead of lifestyle creep.
re: What fulfills you?
Posted by Garfield on 9/7/25 at 5:07 pm to Disco Ball
I was going to say kids but that’s already taken.
A really good bj.
A really good bj.
I dated a couple girls who were taller than me when I was younger and really never thought about it as an issue at all. I think it’s probably a bigger issue for women than most men.
I don’t think my wife would have been interested if I was shorter than her.
I don’t think my wife would have been interested if I was shorter than her.
re: TAF gave away my tickets
Posted by Garfield on 8/31/25 at 2:47 pm to CapitalTiger
It sounds like you should probably start referring to this gentleman as your mom’s new husband instead of as your stepdad.
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How is someone receiving disability payments also the major breadwinner?
I would think the divorce rate for a couple like this has to be several times higher than the average divorce rate.
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You have to be a colossal frick up to get 5 days for contempt.
This. To get five days as a participant in a civil case is extremely rare.
re: What’s the craziest parlay you’ve ever hit?
Posted by Garfield on 8/16/25 at 11:23 pm to East Coast Band
Won roughly $1,500 on a $10 NFL 10 game parlay (which included a 100% boost).
Lost those winnings with a month or two.
Lost those winnings with a month or two.
re: Lawyers of the OT, do y’all use AI?
Posted by Garfield on 7/31/25 at 9:44 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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I’ll pop a basic legal question into google every now and then and the AI generated answer is wrong all the damn time. It’s biased to give you what it thinks you want to hear and nearly every source it cites says something other than what the AI generated summary says.
This. My biggest problem is similar. I can usually not nail down a proper cite for what AI is telling me from the list of resources it cites as authority for its conclusion.
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