Favorite team:USA 
Location:Kew Gardens
Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Occupation:Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW)
Number of Posts:7572
Registered on:12/17/2011
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
[quote]247 saying a source reports we are among four in the mix for To’To’O. USC Georgia Michigan and Us. [/quote] We have [b]ZERO[/b] room. We are currently asking two five star recruits to room together in a dog crate at the foot of Saban’s bed....
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re: Who makes more money? You or your spouse/significant other? - Garfield
[quote]My wife makes twice as much as I do[/quote] Same. Works for us but I imagine it could be an issue for some couples. ...
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
[quote]I think most have come full circle on Ben[/quote] Agreed. He must be doing something right to stick this long. Imagine he’s had a challenging road. I’m interested to see what he does next. Kind of would like to see him go somewhere he could play but if he’s happy so am I....
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
[quote]The legend, #1, Ben Davis Jr.[/quote] He actually played against Ohio State and had a good tackle. I was like fricking Ben Davis off the top rope....
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
B-Rob has flashed at times. I don’t think he comes back unless Saban thinks it’s a good idea for both him and the team. I also love that dude appears to be all Bama. I think he’s RB1 next year but doesn’t get as many touches as usual RB1. RB room is really crowded but that’s so much better than t...
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re: What Could Have Been - Garfield
Rich Rod makes me think of everyone drunk one night stand that didn’t get pregnant....
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
[quote]I said try. [/quote] :lol: My wife just swats me away and says go look at Cobra’s latest good luck post....
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re: 2020 CFB National Champs!! - Garfield
Roll Tide. What a ride for Mac and the rest of us. Amazing year. So much love y’all!!...
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re: Official Alabama vs Ohio State Prediction Thread - BamaFan107 is our winner - Garfield
Bama 63 - State 41 Eta: State initially takes a lead (41-0) then Bama scores 63 unanswered....
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
Kind of surprised we haven’t seen more of him this year (especially on special teams). He was a punt blocking dude last year....
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re: We've lost a good brother guys, RIP chilld28 - Garfield
Very sad news. Prayers of comfort to his family. ...
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re: Injury Updates? - Garfield
[quote] I don’t understand when people say “they want the other team at full strength” “no excuses”. Does that make the W smaller? Do we only get half a trophy? [/quote] Same. I don’t want anyone to suffer a long term injury but I hope half the opposition tweaks a hamstring running out the tunnel...
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re: Updates on Jaylen Waddle, LaBryan Ray before Rose Bowl semifinal - Garfield
[quote]He has a very prominent limp and grimaces when he puts more than an ordinary amount of weight on it. [/quote] That’s exactly what he wants Clemson to think....
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re: Carlton Appreciation Thread - Garfield
Just purchased my “Don’t blame me, I voted for Carlton” bumper sticker....
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re: WE KEEPING SARK!!! - Garfield
[quote]I'm glad he's staying, but this Monopoly money being perpetually thrown around just isn't sustainable.[/quote] I emotionally agree, however, we have saved so much by not paying stupid taxes. The Barn just spent 21 Million to pay someone to coach another team. UT is the king of stupid tax, ...
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re: Saban just said we're letting the kids go home for Christmas - Garfield
Gotta defer to Saban on stuff like this. Might cost us against ND but I assume he thinks the team needs a break. Might help us against Clemson if we survive ND. Saban might also just think it’s the decent thing to do too. He was a kid once who went off to school and he’s got kids himself. D...
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re: Playoff Selection Thoughts - Garfield
The most interesting thing will be the gymnastics to avoid a third Clemson vs. ND game and probably to a lesser extent a Bama vs. A&M rematch....
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re: 2020 SEC Champions - Garfield
Big Big Win. I’m totally spoiled at this point. Pre-Saban this win would have sustained me for a few years. Offensive football is insane right now. It’s truly like watching basketball....
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re: Bama FB Recruiting & Roster - Garfield
[quote]sandkhan[/quote] He’ll be back once the vaccine is widely available and they reopen the computer kiosks at the local library....
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