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Frank's Pizza Napoletana Is a great lunch spot
Hot shower water directly on my neck after shaving.
When my boys were little I was able to get them to eat beans by telling them to think of beans as ammo instead of food. :rotflmao:
Season 1 was pretty good.

Season 2 was ok.

Season 3 was terrible……couldn’t finish it

No idea on season 4

re: I hate the word adulting!!!

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/19/26 at 10:03 pm to
Dog mom

No….. you’re a dog owner
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It also posits that of two identical people, one person insured and one person not, the uninsured person is 40% more likely to die in a given year.


Keeping people alive longer costs more…..so pretty hard to reconcile Medicare for all saving a bunch of lives AND saving a bunch of money :lol:
Work a graveyard shift at the paper mill and come home and play catch with my brother and I, or shoot baskets, or take us fishing. And this happened all the time.

re: Fresh Shrimp

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/17/26 at 12:28 pm to
I made an omelet with some leftover boiled shrimp a while back.

Added avocado, onion, tomatoes, and a little old bay. It was excellent.

re: The kids are growing up.

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/16/26 at 8:14 pm to
The days are long but the years are short.

Probably the most true statement I’ve ever heard describing parenting.

re: I Was There When…

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/15/26 at 10:15 pm to
I was there when Robin Ventura charged Nolan Ryan.

re: Eating out with Candace Owens

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/15/26 at 9:01 am to
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don’t put your dick in crazy


I think he was talking about his tongue

re: Maui - Hawaii

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/11/26 at 9:49 pm to
My recommendation is to make sure the route your iPhone maps is safe to drive.

We landed, got our rental car, and then mapped to our resort.

It took us on the “Maui death highway.” Talk about white knuckles!!!

My oldest son kept saying “look at this view!”

It’s because we were on the edge of a cliff on a single lane road!

We finally got to the resort and asked if there was a different way back to the airport because I wasn’t going that way again. They said, “you went the North route?!?!!!”

We told that story several times while we were there and got the same reaction every time.

re: Favorite cameo?

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/11/26 at 8:08 am to
Mike Tyson in The Hangover
I think the weed smell drowns out everything else. It’s unbelievable.

re: It's International Cat Day!

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/8/26 at 11:27 pm to
Time to eat some pussy!

re: Questions women hate

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/8/26 at 11:23 pm to
Can I have some?

re: Do you wash you car?

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 8/8/26 at 8:29 am to
When I was a teenager I’d hand wash my truck before every date.

Now at age 50 I’ll do a drive through car wash typically during deer season to wash the blood off of my tailgate :lol:
I love a cheap Totino’s pepperoni……I always add a bunch of pickled jalapeños and a layer of shredded cheese on top of that.

Thanks for the reminder! Gonna pick up a couple today!
Dallas

14 seasons and 357 episodes

Also watched all 40 episodes of the modern version

re: Perfect Boiled EGgs

Posted by Junkyard Hog on 7/30/26 at 8:39 am to
Whenever I need hard boiled eggs (for tuna fish or otherwise) I just poach them hard now…..never have to deal with the shell