re: If Guns were banned would people lose weight?

No because we don’t train for combat or survival anymore. Guns are just backups. If guns didn’t exist and we had to battle neighboring cities everyday we would go back to training with swords in our neighborhoods.

What a strange correlation

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I was thinking about the time before guns, when you had a sword fight and shite, you had to be athletic enough to fight.

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Not sure about the weight issue, but this illustrates why handguns are such an equalizer. A smaller female can use a handgun to defend herself when she would otherwise be at the mercy of a stronger attacker’s fists, blunt weapons, etc. If only we could return to a time when everyone recognized and exercised their moral responsibility to carry a weapon and was prepared to use it in defense of themselves or others from evil.

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I was thinking about the time before guns, when you had a sword fight and shite, you had to be athletic enough to fight.

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Nevermind the fact that they walked everywhere they went and basically only ate bread and drank water and stayed drunk from sunset to sleep

Ummmmmmmmmmm......

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I follow your logic but this is a dumb take.

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What if smaller penises have a higher rate of impregnation? Larger penises beat up the cervix causing swelling closing/restricting the opening to the uterus. While able to impregnate, larger penises are less successful.

That’s why global population patterns are directly correlated to penis size. Asia, the furthest away from the natural migration of man from Sub-Saharan Africa, has the largest population.


A culture emerges from the pattern. Those societies to first deal with overpopulation evolved culturally to maintain order.

Think laws in cities vs laws in rural areas. Noise ordinance, no firearm zones, etc…..the more people together, the more law and order needs to be imposed.

If after Tens of thousands of years, You’re Still 50 miles away from the nearest other village you don’t really need as many laws.


TLDR: size matters

If the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it?

Would I have to explain, if you only had a brain?

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When welfare expanded in the 60s marriage rates started declining, lesser need of dependence.

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Guns were around for hundreds of years before Americans got this obese though. Unless your theory involves weight being an obscenely lagging indicator, you're wrong.

We need smart Cheeto Control and we NEED it now!

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I think it's more the "fast food on every corner" thing

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Kind of ironic that fast food kills slowly.