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re: Waze App - guedeaux
The currently available Cookie Monster voice navigation in Waze is fricking awesome. "Object reported on road ahead. C is for Careful. Yeah. And also for cookie." The santa claus, Shaq, and Colonel Sanders ones were hilarious, too. ...
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re: A genie makes this offer to you - guedeaux
[quote]He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?[/quote] I could just buy a dog to blame it on. And date women with tattoos....
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re: Desktop vs. All in one CPU - guedeaux
[quote]Don’t break the screen and you are fine.[/quote] From OP: [quote]I have a 4 year old and I'd like for her to be able to use it and have touch capability.[/quote]...
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re: Golf Lessons in Houston - guedeaux
[quote] played Gus Wortham and shot an 82 last weekend and 94 this weekend.[/quote] I shot a 98 three weekends ago and an 83 with a triple on 18 the following weekend. And my handicap went down. frick golf. ...
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re: I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't care for James Corden - guedeaux
[quote]but is somehow straight[/quote] [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/Sv1sRf7mpeWmA/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cfdc4f15855766d41e3dc3d&rid=giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Basil and Cilantro - guedeaux
[quote] I won't plant Cilantro again. They don't last long enough. [/quote] We go through a lot of cilantro at my house, and the only thing I have found is to keep a rotation going. Generally, I plant new seeds every 3-4 weeks with about 4 to 5 groups at different growing stages at the same time...
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re: 2019 Garden Thread - guedeaux
[quote]I’m having the opposite problem with my cucumbers. It’s all female flowers[/quote] The male flowers are identifying as female. It is pride month....
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re: Clown World: Vandy LGBTQEIEIO Edition - guedeaux
I'm just happy that I can say "queer" again. ...
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re: Golf Lessons in Houston - guedeaux
Matt Schewe at Pearland Golf Club at Country Place. 713-291-8861...
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re: So, now I know why AC guys make bank - guedeaux
[quote]I have more time then money.[/quote] The subtle reverse brag. Nice. This definitely aint the OT....
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re: Will genetically engineered embryos be "mandated" like vaccines in the near future? - guedeaux
[quote]Will genetically engineered embryos be "mandated" like vaccines in the [b]near future[/b]?[/quote] No. Distant future? Who the frick knows?...
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re: Breaking: Doug Collins releases transcipts for McCabe, Lynch, and 7 others - guedeaux
[quote]NothingBurger. Lifetime ban bet if any big name mentioned in this thread [b]goes to prison[/b]. [/quote] When did you people start needing prison time (much less a conviction) to condemn politicians? Oh that's right, that requirement only applies to people on the other side....
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re: Need some help - guedeaux
[quote]fair enough. I'll work on ball position and address. [/quote] Make sure you line up like an iron and not like a wood or driver, i.e. don't have the ball too far in the front of your stance....
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ? - guedeaux
So you mean the vagina is open for business?...
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re: 2019 Garden Thread - guedeaux
I was able to let my first tomatoes ripen on the vine for the first time since I moved to Texas. I picked a few bumble bee purple and juliet cherries this afternoon. frick you, birds!!! I won this round!!! Although, they will eventually find a way through my net... Those sons of bitches always fin...
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re: 2019 GB Challenge @ LaTour - July 14th: 53 Registered! Countdown: 25 days! - guedeaux
[quote]We can get together and have a good time, but we can also use this opportunity to make an impact (and give us an extra selling point with the wives to let us participate without too much resistance). Post your charity ideas, and we’ll see what (if anything) makes sense. [/quote] Not to...
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re: 2019 GB Challenge @ LaTour - July 14th: 53 Registered! Countdown: 25 days! - guedeaux
I'm down for the current dates listed (June 30, July 14 or 28). 14 Hcp....
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re: Best Courses You've Played In The World - guedeaux
Port Royal in Bermuda Me [img]https://i.imgur.com/zeVlh7X.jpg[/img] Good golfers [img]https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.businessinsider.com%2Fimage%2F552be4b569bedd9022bd511f-1190-625%2F40-courses-every-golfer-should-play-in-their-lifetime.jpg&f=1[/img]...
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re: Chopper - guedeaux
[quote]Kind of odd that I cannot even find a copy of the movie to purchase anywhere. [/quote] $10 used on amazon. [link=(https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00005QBZA/ref=tmm_dvd_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=used&qid=&sr=)]https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00005QBZA/ref=tmm_dvd_us...
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re: To pick or not to pick? (Re: heavy rainfall with green tomatoes) - guedeaux
Tomatoes look good still. No signs of red or splitting. I will let them stay on through the rain the rest of the week unless I start to see some red. I did pick my first 4 hatch peppers. Can't wait for the wife to make some enchiladas. I will probably get some jalapeno and candy cane bell pepp...
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