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Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:08 am to Langland
look her square in the eyes, and start masturbating.
if she blinks or looks away, not wifey material.
if she blinks or looks away, not wifey material.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:19 am to Langland
quote:
I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.
There is only one way to approach this. Find a good friend who you trust absolutely. A female friend is best. Have him/her approach the lady on your behalf and tell her you think she's cute while you watch from afar. Have him/her find out if she thinks you're cute too and immediately report back. If she responded in the affirmative, look over at the lady, chuckle and blush. Hide your boner.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:25 am to Putty
I didnt know they had hot nurses in middle school
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:26 am to Putty
If you are uncomfortable with Putty's method you can always write her a note like this:
I like you
Do you like me?
Yes #
No #
(please check appropriate box)
I like you
Do you like me?
Yes #
No #
(please check appropriate box)
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:27 am to chryso
"Do you love me? Do you wanna be my friend?
And if you do
Well then don't be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no"
And if you do
Well then don't be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no"
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:30 am to chryso
quote:
If you are uncomfortable with Putty's method you can always write her a note like this:
I like you
Do you like me?
Yes #
No #
(please check appropriate box)
Hey now, that shite worked pretty good for me in middle school.

Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:38 am to Langland
Walk up, look her square in the eyes and say "it's now or never, bitch"
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:40 am to Langland
Sense of humor will work with some hot women more that looks alone
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:49 am to OweO
quote:
This is horrible advice. If the both of you are adults, there is no point in playing games. You just approach her like anyone else. If you are trying to get her attention do something dumb or something that gives the two of you something yall can talk about. And then from there just be you.
You wanna know how the "magic" dies, or the passion burns out?
That.
If you don't play some games to keep interest, she will find someone who will. By ignoring her, and focusing on someone else, you demonstrate A) value, because you're showing that you have options and B) that she's not worthy of your attention. Both of those will spur her interest. And again, usually the friend is more interesting anyway.
The dating game is a market. Don't be Great Value.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:50 am to Langland
and you came to the OT for advise.....this should go well for you.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:56 am to charminultra
quote:
show her your swordsmanship and skills with the blade.


Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:57 am to Langland
Sometimes non-verbal communication is best.
Try filling your wallet with $100 bills, and dropping it in front of her with some the bills falling out.

Try filling your wallet with $100 bills, and dropping it in front of her with some the bills falling out.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:57 am to RoyalAir
quote:
The dating game is a market. Don't be Great Value.
Chris is the dented, rusty can with no label in the clearance bin at dollar tree.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:59 am to fr33manator

imagine coming to the OT and getting advice from O weird O.

Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
Who spells practice with a s? And I'd blow that little dipshit's arm off with my 12 gauge.
Practise the blade
Practise the blade

Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:07 am to Langland
Give her the pick up line: " (sad face, maybe a tear if you can pull it off) My dick just died. Can I bury it in your arse?"
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:09 am to Langland
quote:
Let's say you see a hot nurse
Stop right there. Turn around, find someone else to talk to.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:13 am to Langland
Same way you’d talk to an average or ugly chick.
Too many people let the hotness intimidate them and then try too hard
Too many people let the hotness intimidate them and then try too hard
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