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re: I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.

Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
172464 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:08 am to
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OweO
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I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.

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OweO


Why are you even up in this thread dude.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11646 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:08 am to
look her square in the eyes, and start masturbating.

if she blinks or looks away, not wifey material.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25804 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:19 am to
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I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.


There is only one way to approach this. Find a good friend who you trust absolutely. A female friend is best. Have him/her approach the lady on your behalf and tell her you think she's cute while you watch from afar. Have him/her find out if she thinks you're cute too and immediately report back. If she responded in the affirmative, look over at the lady, chuckle and blush. Hide your boner.
Posted by dirtytigers
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Member since Dec 2014
2478 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:25 am to
I didnt know they had hot nurses in middle school
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13157 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:26 am to
If you are uncomfortable with Putty's method you can always write her a note like this:

I like you

Do you like me?

Yes #

No #

(please check appropriate box)
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71861 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:27 am to
"Do you love me? Do you wanna be my friend?
And if you do
Well then don't be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no"
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44052 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:30 am to
quote:

If you are uncomfortable with Putty's method you can always write her a note like this:

I like you

Do you like me?

Yes #

No #

(please check appropriate box)



Hey now, that shite worked pretty good for me in middle school.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:38 am to
Walk up, look her square in the eyes and say "it's now or never, bitch"

Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
13695 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:40 am to
Sense of humor will work with some hot women more that looks alone

Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
6856 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:49 am to
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This is horrible advice. If the both of you are adults, there is no point in playing games. You just approach her like anyone else. If you are trying to get her attention do something dumb or something that gives the two of you something yall can talk about. And then from there just be you. 


You wanna know how the "magic" dies, or the passion burns out?

That.

If you don't play some games to keep interest, she will find someone who will. By ignoring her, and focusing on someone else, you demonstrate A) value, because you're showing that you have options and B) that she's not worthy of your attention. Both of those will spur her interest. And again, usually the friend is more interesting anyway.

The dating game is a market. Don't be Great Value.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5681 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:50 am to
and you came to the OT for advise.....this should go well for you.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16443 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:56 am to
Start making more money.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130778 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:56 am to
quote:

show her your swordsmanship and skills with the blade.




Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14199 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:57 am to
Sometimes non-verbal communication is best.

Try filling your wallet with $100 bills, and dropping it in front of her with some the bills falling out.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130778 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:57 am to
quote:

The dating game is a market. Don't be Great Value.



Chris is the dented, rusty can with no label in the clearance bin at dollar tree.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71861 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:59 am to



imagine coming to the OT and getting advice from O weird O.



Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:04 am to
Who spells practice with a s? And I'd blow that little dipshit's arm off with my 12 gauge.

Practise the blade
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
888 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:07 am to
Give her the pick up line: " (sad face, maybe a tear if you can pull it off) My dick just died. Can I bury it in your arse?"
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48714 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:09 am to
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Let's say you see a hot nurse


Stop right there. Turn around, find someone else to talk to.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97189 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 11:13 am to
Same way you’d talk to an average or ugly chick.

Too many people let the hotness intimidate them and then try too hard
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