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re: I need to move out of LA in a hurry.

Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:38 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34733 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 9:38 am to
Well, my dad made it to 85, and mom is still kicking at 87, so there's that...
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39219 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:33 am to
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Come on over here to Southeast Asia.. the water is warm, and your American dollar bills go about 10x further than in Louisiana !


Id happily do that for the right work
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2576 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:35 am to
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or just don't be a fat alcoholic



what about a fit alcoholic?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91568 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:44 am to
Other than West Virginia, you just listed the blackest states.


Lots of rappers, the most dangerous profession.


quote:

You can add 5 years just by avoiding the Mall of Louisiana and North of Choctaw...


This guy gets it.




This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 10:47 am
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2548 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:48 am to
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But it's also easier to make better decisions in an environment where others are doing the same


I had the same experience as you.

It’s been revelatory.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24740 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:49 am to
There is a certain demographic driving those statistics that you might not resemble
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24740 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:50 am to
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My dad and grandad were both healthy as oxes when they died. Unfortunately both had debilitating strokes


You don’t get a stroke from being “healthy as an ox”
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94656 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:57 am to
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You don’t get a stroke from being “healthy as an ox”
you do if its genetic.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69649 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:59 am to
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or just don't be a fat alcoholic I realize that might be a hard ask for some

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Louisiana has a 13% higher cancer rate than the national average.
quote:

Louisiana has one of the highest cancer incidence rates in the nation. With a rate of roughly 514.2 new cases per 100,000 residents, the state's cancer diagnosis rate is about 13% higher than the national average (455 per 100,000).The elevated risk is especially pronounced in the heavily industrialized corridor between Baton Rouge and New Orleans, frequently referred to as "Cancer Alley". In these areas, the localized risk from toxic air pollutants is significantly elevated.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86684 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:04 am to
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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Louisiana has a 13% higher cancer rate than the national average.


guess what increases your risk of cancer significatlly?

being a fat alcoholic
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2742 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:05 am to
Don’t do heroine

Have a mother & father in your life

Educate yourself on nutrition, lifestyle, health & fitness

Healthcare

Listen to CCR and watch fish swim on weekends.

You’ll be fine.
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