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re: I need to move out of LA in a hurry.

Posted on 8/17/26 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32453 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 2:24 pm to
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My dad and grandad were both healthy as oxes when they died. Unfortunately both had debilitating strokes so their physical physique did nothing but make me sad taking care of them.

I swear my dad didn't lose an ounce of muscle or grow a belly despite being a practical invalid for 10 years.
Same for my dad & grandad. Both healthy, physically fit men who got Alzheimer's at about 60 yrs old and lived the last 8-10 yrs as a vegetable and mercifully died at 68.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34557 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 2:29 pm to
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Louisiana — 70.6 years

Youre missing a key data point
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A particularly low life expectancy of Black men, 69.5 years. Black men in Louisiana live two years less than Black men in the country as a whole.

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The life expectancy of Louisiana’s Caucasian residents is 76.8 years.

Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
58221 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 3:03 pm to
I have good news for you (probably). First, for white males, life expectancy in Louisiana is almost 75 years. And more importantly, your life expectancy is far higher because you have avoided all of the mortality that occurs before your current age. If you are 70, and a Louisiana resident, your life expectancy is about 83.

If you are affluent, in good shape and a non-smoker your life expectancy is about 89.

Those last two estimates are per ChatGPT
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 3:06 pm
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13833 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:15 am to
I have bad allergies and when I lived in East TN I would get a pretty bad respiratory infection about once a year. They went away when I moved to Alaska and I have not had to many issues here in LA.

When I was a kid I had a bad case of pneumonia that left a cavity in my ribs. I was told that this is an area that TB often forms so I would need to be careful with respiratory issues in the future.

I love East TN though and would love to be in the Chatt area or somewhere near the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60860 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:19 am to
Y’all realize these data points are dragged down because a certain group gets shot before the age of 25 right
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21669 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:08 am to
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.3 years longer than la in tn! Woohoo! What will I do with all that extra time?

Consume more depends and give your children more time to watch you deteriorate.

Just kidding, more time for hookers and blow.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23145 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:11 am to
While not perfectly linear, there is strong correlation in demographics and that life expectancy.

Don't be fat, go to annual doctor visit, and don't get murdered and you'll break the mold.

Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
23783 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:15 am to
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Maybe Collect SS at 65 then die 5 yrs later

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According to the CDC data, the 10 lowest-ranked states for male life expectancy are:

Mississippi — 69.5 years

West Virginia — 69.5 years

Louisiana — 70.6 years

Alabama — 70.8 years

Tennessee — 70.9 years



So you are saying you are impovershed, eat grease, smoke like a chimney, drink every night, and dont keep up with your medical needs maintenance...
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:19 am to
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Don’t smoke and drink in moderation.


This line could benefit from a comma.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22628 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:47 am to
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Come on over here to Southeast Asia
how is the p u s sy?
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
7089 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:53 am to
Smoked / processed meats/cream based sauces/ in Louisiana diets combined with drinking and smoking… not surprising
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since 1978
Member since Nov 2021
5595 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 9:46 pm to
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Come on over here to Southeast Asia




how is the p u s sy?








Pixelated .





Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
8143 posts
Posted on 8/24/26 at 8:19 am to
I’m Alabama born and raised. Three of my grandparents lived into their 90s…paternal grandfather 96, both grandmothers 92. My mom’s dad died at 53 in a work accident on a bulldozer when I was three years old. I never knew him.

My dad died of pancreatic cancer in 2017 when he was 81. My mother is 90+ eight months and has zero health problems. Takes zero prescription meds. She doesn’t drive anymore but still takes care of her house, does laundry, vacuuming, cooking, light yard work.
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