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re: 'I make £35k a week selling my farts to strangers - they can't get enough'

Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19969 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:47 pm to
I honestly just don’t get some guys.

There is nothing sexy about a fart. It’s actually disgusting
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77268 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:50 pm to
What the actual frick?!

quote:

I honestly just don’t get some guys.

There is nothing sexy about a fart. It’s actually disgusting
Exactly.

Who are these SIMPS?
This post was edited on 12/14/21 at 1:52 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10523 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:51 pm to
Now your wives have some ideas for Christmas presents for you guys!
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77268 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

I don’t wanna hear anymore bitching about the price of vehicles
What is the inflationary rate of farts?

Scruffy has been losing money if the market is good.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79993 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Explaining how she gets her body to pump out a load of gas, Stephanie says she likes to eat some beans, a protein muffin, hard-boiled eggs, a protein shake and some yoghurt for breakfast
She gets a bunch of her male friends to fill ten apiece.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97024 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Ha. My better half watches that show and that girl is bat shite crazy. Former stripper and current Bisexual.


She the chick that went to Australia or New Zealand only to get dumped on her face?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

protein muffin
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5794 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:12 pm to
I might endure sniffing a fart from her to see where it came from, but I'm not paying for just the fart. I don't think you can actually capture a fart in a jar anyway.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
3029 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

She the chick that went to Australia or New Zealand only to get dumped on her face?


Yup. She went crazy, or in her case, showed who she was. Sounds like she did it just to be on the show to get fame.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102743 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:39 pm to
I’m in the wrong line of work
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11016 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:41 pm to
Damn, I don’t have nearly those kind of profit margins.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

I don't think you can actually capture a fart in a jar anyway.


Anyone with a functioning brain knows this
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

did it just to be on the show to get fame.


This quote applies everyone on that show.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:18 pm to
so hard to be a woman nowadays
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20413 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Some strange puppies out there


Those puppies are only half way out, so the gate needs to be opened a bit more.
Posted by ducktale
Member since Sep 2021
1531 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

No fricking way she is making that kind of money



The world will always come up with new and clever ways to launder money.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7852 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:35 pm to
I thought it was illegal to mail explosives.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Those puppies are only half way out, so the gate needs to be opened a bit more.


Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Now your wives have some ideas for Christmas presents for you guys!



Oh lord, I’d divorce my wife if she gave me her farts in a jar.

Although I’ve been giving her farts under the covers for years now.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:35 pm to
What kind of sick frick would pay money for a fart in a jar?

That’s enough internets for me today.
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