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re: 'I make £35k a week selling my farts to strangers - they can't get enough'
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:47 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:47 pm to DemonKA3268
I honestly just don’t get some guys.
There is nothing sexy about a fart. It’s actually disgusting
There is nothing sexy about a fart. It’s actually disgusting
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:50 pm to DemonKA3268
What the actual frick?!

Who are these SIMPS?
quote:Exactly.
I honestly just don’t get some guys.
There is nothing sexy about a fart. It’s actually disgusting
Who are these SIMPS?
This post was edited on 12/14/21 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:51 pm to Fat and Happy
Now your wives have some ideas for Christmas presents for you guys!
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:52 pm to ThatTahoeOverThere
quote:What is the inflationary rate of farts?
I don’t wanna hear anymore bitching about the price of vehicles
Scruffy has been losing money if the market is good.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 1:58 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:She gets a bunch of her male friends to fill ten apiece.
Explaining how she gets her body to pump out a load of gas, Stephanie says she likes to eat some beans, a protein muffin, hard-boiled eggs, a protein shake and some yoghurt for breakfast
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:00 pm to LSUPERMAN
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Ha. My better half watches that show and that girl is bat shite crazy. Former stripper and current Bisexual.
She the chick that went to Australia or New Zealand only to get dumped on her face?
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:12 pm to DemonKA3268
I might endure sniffing a fart from her to see where it came from, but I'm not paying for just the fart. I don't think you can actually capture a fart in a jar anyway.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:16 pm to idlewatcher
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She the chick that went to Australia or New Zealand only to get dumped on her face?
Yup. She went crazy, or in her case, showed who she was. Sounds like she did it just to be on the show to get fame.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:39 pm to DemonKA3268
I’m in the wrong line of work
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:41 pm to DemonKA3268
Damn, I don’t have nearly those kind of profit margins.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:42 pm to tgrmeat
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I don't think you can actually capture a fart in a jar anyway.
Anyone with a functioning brain knows this
Posted on 12/14/21 at 2:54 pm to LSUPERMAN
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did it just to be on the show to get fame.
This quote applies everyone on that show.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:18 pm to DemonKA3268
so hard to be a woman nowadays
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:29 pm to DemonKA3268
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Some strange puppies out there
Those puppies are only half way out, so the gate needs to be opened a bit more.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:30 pm to Beessnax
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No fricking way she is making that kind of money
The world will always come up with new and clever ways to launder money.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:35 pm to DemonKA3268
I thought it was illegal to mail explosives.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 3:38 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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Those puppies are only half way out, so the gate needs to be opened a bit more.

Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:32 pm to cbree88
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Now your wives have some ideas for Christmas presents for you guys!
Oh lord, I’d divorce my wife if she gave me her farts in a jar.
Although I’ve been giving her farts under the covers for years now.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:35 pm to DemonKA3268
What kind of sick frick would pay money for a fart in a jar?
That’s enough internets for me today.
That’s enough internets for me today.
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