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re: 'I make £35k a week selling my farts to strangers - they can't get enough'
Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:35 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:35 pm to DemonKA3268
How exactly does one capture a fart in a jar?
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Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:36 pm to DemonKA3268
If someone wanted to buy my farts, I'd could retire today, according to my kids...
Side note: There was a video going around back in the 2000s of chicks farting in in other chicks faces. Thought it was the most bizarre thing ever...
You never fart bombed someone...?
Side note: There was a video going around back in the 2000s of chicks farting in in other chicks faces. Thought it was the most bizarre thing ever...
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How exactly does one capture a fart in a jar?
You never fart bombed someone...?
This post was edited on 12/14/21 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 12/14/21 at 4:38 pm to DemonKA3268
Several posters are making purchases as we speak
Posted on 12/14/21 at 5:12 pm to Fat and Happy
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There is nothing sexy about a fart. It’s actually disgusting
arse farts not sexy. Pussy farts, the bomb.
This post was edited on 12/14/21 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 12/14/21 at 5:15 pm to Hangover Haven
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You never fart bombed someone...?
Can’t really say that I have. Is that like a Dutch oven? Cause I’ve done that to the wifey lol.
Posted on 12/15/21 at 10:28 am to DemonKA3268
She needs to focus more on the importing and less on the exporting
Posted on 12/15/21 at 10:32 am to DemonKA3268
I've smelt better farts in the quad
Posted on 12/15/21 at 11:02 am to DemonKA3268
Seems like a lot considering the supply /demand of farts worldwide
I guess it’s the fact that she’s nice looking ? Not many nice looking women willing to sell their farts creates a limited supply.
Imagine if Kate Beckinsale or maybe Salma Hayek started bottling their farts!? I bet they could get over 50,000/week!
There’s all sorts of weirdo’s out there. Nose hair from Emma Watson or Kiera knightly would certainly fetch north of 25,000/week.
Toenails from ghiselle would be hard to even price…
The market is nearly endless
And fwiw - some of the worlds most expensive perfumes contain the scent of flatulence from various mammals.
I guess it’s the fact that she’s nice looking ? Not many nice looking women willing to sell their farts creates a limited supply.
Imagine if Kate Beckinsale or maybe Salma Hayek started bottling their farts!? I bet they could get over 50,000/week!
There’s all sorts of weirdo’s out there. Nose hair from Emma Watson or Kiera knightly would certainly fetch north of 25,000/week.
Toenails from ghiselle would be hard to even price…
The market is nearly endless
And fwiw - some of the worlds most expensive perfumes contain the scent of flatulence from various mammals.
This post was edited on 12/15/21 at 12:59 pm
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