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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/19/19 at 2:03 pm to Ssubba
Posted on 8/19/19 at 2:03 pm to Ssubba
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A Tigerdroppings 5k charity race would be interesting.
Not going to lie, if Chicken put this together I'd seriously start looking at flights. That would be entertaining as hell.
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 2:10 pm to Ssubba
Why does this whole debacle sound like an episode of Seinfeld? 
Posted on 8/19/19 at 2:34 pm to Hangit
Hangtit
"County sheriff's are positioned at every turn. At our first turn, something begins it irk me. I'm a patriotic guy. Love this country and support our troops and police force. But I'm also one to roll my eyes at the hyper-patriotism that is sometimes prevalent. As we pass the first sheriff the guy right behind me yells out "Thank you sir!". Cool, no problem. Then we pass another sheriff. And another. And this guy won't shut up. And I just keep thinking to myself, "what a dweeb". This guy kept my a pace for the entire race."
Sure reads that way. He was "Irked" even before the guy thanks the officers. Maybe being a novice runner he's never heard of the Boston Bombers and that police protection at public events is the norm now.
"County sheriff's are positioned at every turn. At our first turn, something begins it irk me. I'm a patriotic guy. Love this country and support our troops and police force. But I'm also one to roll my eyes at the hyper-patriotism that is sometimes prevalent. As we pass the first sheriff the guy right behind me yells out "Thank you sir!". Cool, no problem. Then we pass another sheriff. And another. And this guy won't shut up. And I just keep thinking to myself, "what a dweeb". This guy kept my a pace for the entire race."
Sure reads that way. He was "Irked" even before the guy thanks the officers. Maybe being a novice runner he's never heard of the Boston Bombers and that police protection at public events is the norm now.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 2:45 pm to OLDBEACHCOMBER
OP clearly meant he was mad at the "over thanker" not the police. They are at every race and I can't stand them either. They do help your time though because you are motivated to pick up the pace to get past them.
Congrats OP. You'll be more sore the second day. Stretch a lot.
Congrats OP. You'll be more sore the second day. Stretch a lot.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:02 pm to AbitaFan08
If each runner had to wear their user name (no real names), it might possibly make for the funniest and longest thread of all time
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:03 pm to Ghost Hog
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If each runner had to wear their user name (no real names), it might possibly make for the funniest and longest thread of all time
That would be chock full of awesome.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:06 pm to G The Tiger Fan
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finish dead last, easily.
OweO. But it’s not his fault
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:22 pm to OLDBEACHCOMBER
Bob Scearce, He was miffed at the runner that was going overboard to kiss the arse of every person there with a badge. It was a little over the top, and not necessary.
Nothing in his statement aimed any ill will toward any deputies.
Nothing in his statement aimed any ill will toward any deputies.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:40 pm to Ssubba
Great read i laugh my arse off the whole thread.
Well done.
Well done.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:47 pm to Ssubba
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Food, free snow cones, games, etc. We rolled out for smoothies
No beer??? WTF?
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:59 pm to Ssubba
OP wins!!!!!!!
I love this thread. I agree with everyone else - you have to tell her what you did. Girls would go nuts over a story like that.
I love this thread. I agree with everyone else - you have to tell her what you did. Girls would go nuts over a story like that.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:21 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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If each runner had to wear their user name (no real names), it might possibly make for the funniest and longest thread of all time
I'd be 100% in
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OweO. But it’s not his fault
Hell naw, he'll pull up in a racing wheelchair he'll be 3 finish line beers deep and chatting up an OT 2 by the time we cross the line
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:12 am to Ssubba
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A Tigerdroppings 5k charity race would be interesting
i'd take part.
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:06 am to Ssubba
You inspired me to do a 5k. I signed up for one on Nov 2nd. I haven’t run since high school (I’m 32), and the only physical activity I do is walk 9 holes of golf every other week or so and play in a kickball league. I have a desk job so I do A LOT of sitting.
I went for my first run yesterday, was able to jog almost 6 minutes straight, a lot of it uphill, before having to walk. I was dying after that first 6 minute jog. I have a lot of work to do. My goal is to beat your 27.40 time. Thanks for the inspiration!
I went for my first run yesterday, was able to jog almost 6 minutes straight, a lot of it uphill, before having to walk. I was dying after that first 6 minute jog. I have a lot of work to do. My goal is to beat your 27.40 time. Thanks for the inspiration!
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:16 am to Ssubba
It's OK. "She" lied to you too. Wait until you get in bed to have sex -- you'll find out what she lied about.
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:25 am to Ssubba
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A Tigerdroppings 5k charity race would be interesting. From my race experience, 500 participants was more than enough for a festive time. Surely 500+ of you baws would come out. I would even make my way down to Louisiana.
Kipchoge would have nothing on the OT in a 5K
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:26 am to Ssubba
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And this guy won't shut up. And I just keep thinking to myself, "what a dweeb". This guy kept my a pace for the entire race.
Should have sprinted to get away from him.
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:26 am to Jon Ham
OT changing lives out’chea
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:31 am to Jon Ham
I totally forgot about this thread. Thanks for the bump so I could find out the awesome ending.
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:49 am to Centinel
This was a good read.
The Inaugural TD shite on BR 5k Run.
I wonder how many laps around Cortana (RIP) is a 5k?
Or maybe we could run the new (har) bridge EB and the finish line could be at the only place in 2,470 miles that I-10 is ONE frickING LANE!!!!
Possibly a route through the Presidents Streets will motivate folks to move faster?
So many possibilities.
Usernames on the race bibs.
Gotta go that route.
The Inaugural TD shite on BR 5k Run.
I wonder how many laps around Cortana (RIP) is a 5k?
Or maybe we could run the new (har) bridge EB and the finish line could be at the only place in 2,470 miles that I-10 is ONE frickING LANE!!!!
Possibly a route through the Presidents Streets will motivate folks to move faster?
So many possibilities.
Usernames on the race bibs.
Gotta go that route.
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