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Ssubba
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2014
2645 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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I went for my first run yesterday, was able to jog almost 6 minutes straight, a lot of it uphill, before having to walk. I was dying after that first 6 minute jog. I have a lot of work to do. My goal is to beat your 27.40 time. Thanks for the inspiration!


Keep at it! I've actually ran a few times since the 5k about three weeks ago now. I'm shooting for another one some time this Fall. Glad I could be an inspiration.


Jon Ham
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jun 2011
20165 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
A TD race would have to be a 5.6327K (3.5 miles).


TopFlightSecurity
Arkansas Fan
Savannah, Georgia
Member since Dec 2018
575 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I still find it hilarious this board things a 5k under 29 minutes is hard.


BurtReynoldsMustache
Arkansas Fan
Member since Sep 2010
3736 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
For most people it is. Not saying that’s right or wrong but not a lot of people run.


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Jon Ham
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jun 2011
20165 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Running a 5k in under 29 minutes when you have never ran, aren’t in good shape, and have only a few days to prepare is certainly a legit challenge.


soccerfüt
Truth Detective
Member since May 2013
36527 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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A TD race would have to be a 5.6327K (3.5 miles).
:golfclap:


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Hangit
LSU Fan
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
16182 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I never saw an update. Are you still talking to the girl? I know y'all went out as a group after but don't know about contact after that.

Also, did you ever tell her the truth about your running history?


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LSUJuice
LSU Fan
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
16458 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
You bang the girl yet?


TopFlightSecurity
Arkansas Fan
Savannah, Georgia
Member since Dec 2018
575 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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Running a 5k in under 29 minutes when you have never ran, aren’t in good shape, and have only a few days to prepare is certainly a legit challenge.


I forget most of this board lives in Louisiana and that's really how people live.


rphtx
Texas Fan
Member since Apr 2018
405 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
It's basically a 10 minute mile..not too impressed unless he is over 50ish


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Alltheway Tigers!
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5239 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)


You know....

....there should be a TD.com 5k event.....


TopFlightSecurity
Arkansas Fan
Savannah, Georgia
Member since Dec 2018
575 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)


You know....

....there should be a TD.com 5k event...


Time and place, love making fat people feel ever worse about themselves.


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fallguy_1978
LSU Fan
Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
16609 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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I forget most of this board lives in Louisiana and that's really how people live.

Yeah I'm sure most Arkansas fans are in tip top shape.



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BRIllini07
Chicago Cubs Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
1082 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
I don’t think half the males from my graduating class, in 1996, in IL, could do a sub 30-min 5k .... as 18 year olds in 1996.

I don’t think any of us that were in sports would have had a problem with it, but out of 1600 students (800 male), maybe 100 of us were varsity athletes? I saw way too many people dreading the 1 mile run in gym class to think they had much more left in the tank.

Plenty of people in boot camp (I.e 18 year olds from all over the country who joined the military knowing they were going to run) had problems keeping a 8:40 pace for 1.5 miles until they’d trained more. 10 minute pace for twice as far wouldn’t have bought them much.

Sub 30 off the street is something the OP should be rightfully proud of, now he just needs to collect his ‘trophy’!


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PrivatePublic
Troy Fan
Member since Nov 2012
13389 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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You bang the girl yet?


This. Everyone is in love with this thread but from what I can tell the OP has yet to derive any benefit from his run. This thread just disappoints me until I hear of relations.


RedMustang
Auburn Fan
Member since Oct 2011
6162 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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This. Everyone is in love with this thread but from what I can tell the OP has yet to derive any benefit from his run. This thread just disappoints me until I hear of relations.


Exactly. We don’t want to know if the OP is pounding the pavement. We want to know if he’s pounding the pussy!!


Ssubba
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2014
2645 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
We're dating, and that's all I'm saying.


LSUSilverfox
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2007
2491 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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We're dating, and that's all I'm saying.


Well played sir.


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Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
4075 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)


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PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
185 posts

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
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We're dating, and that's all I'm saying


OT Translation: Not getting any.


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