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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:57 am to
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6617 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:57 am to
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I went for my first run yesterday, was able to jog almost 6 minutes straight, a lot of it uphill, before having to walk. I was dying after that first 6 minute jog. I have a lot of work to do. My goal is to beat your 27.40 time. Thanks for the inspiration!


Keep at it! I've actually ran a few times since the 5k about three weeks ago now. I'm shooting for another one some time this Fall. Glad I could be an inspiration.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28590 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 9:00 am to
A TD race would have to be a 5.6327K (3.5 miles).
Posted by TopFlightSecurity
Watertown, NY
Member since Dec 2018
1318 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 9:40 am to
I still find it hilarious this board things a 5k under 29 minutes is hard.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 9:45 am to
For most people it is. Not saying that’s right or wrong but not a lot of people run.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28590 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 9:46 am to
Running a 5k in under 29 minutes when you have never ran, aren’t in good shape, and have only a few days to prepare is certainly a legit challenge.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 9:55 am to
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A TD race would have to be a 5.6327K (3.5 miles).
:golfclap:
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39155 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 10:36 am to
I never saw an update. Are you still talking to the girl? I know y'all went out as a group after but don't know about contact after that.

Also, did you ever tell her the truth about your running history?
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17673 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 10:51 am to
You bang the girl yet?
Posted by TopFlightSecurity
Watertown, NY
Member since Dec 2018
1318 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 5:53 pm to
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Running a 5k in under 29 minutes when you have never ran, aren’t in good shape, and have only a few days to prepare is certainly a legit challenge.


I forget most of this board lives in Louisiana and that's really how people live.
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1315 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 7:05 pm to
It's basically a 10 minute mile..not too impressed unless he is over 50ish
Posted by Alltheway Tigers!
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7143 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 7:47 pm to


You know....

....there should be a TD.com 5k event.....
Posted by TopFlightSecurity
Watertown, NY
Member since Dec 2018
1318 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 7:59 pm to
quote:


I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)


You know....

....there should be a TD.com 5k event...


Time and place, love making fat people feel ever worse about themselves.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48614 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 8:02 pm to
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I forget most of this board lives in Louisiana and that's really how people live.

Yeah I'm sure most Arkansas fans are in tip top shape.

Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3016 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 10:05 pm to
I don’t think half the males from my graduating class, in 1996, in IL, could do a sub 30-min 5k .... as 18 year olds in 1996.

I don’t think any of us that were in sports would have had a problem with it, but out of 1600 students (800 male), maybe 100 of us were varsity athletes? I saw way too many people dreading the 1 mile run in gym class to think they had much more left in the tank.

Plenty of people in boot camp (I.e 18 year olds from all over the country who joined the military knowing they were going to run) had problems keeping a 8:40 pace for 1.5 miles until they’d trained more. 10 minute pace for twice as far wouldn’t have bought them much.

Sub 30 off the street is something the OP should be rightfully proud of, now he just needs to collect his ‘trophy’!
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 10:08 pm to
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You bang the girl yet?


This. Everyone is in love with this thread but from what I can tell the OP has yet to derive any benefit from his run. This thread just disappoints me until I hear of relations.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 12:27 am to
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This. Everyone is in love with this thread but from what I can tell the OP has yet to derive any benefit from his run. This thread just disappoints me until I hear of relations.


Exactly. We don’t want to know if the OP is pounding the pavement. We want to know if he’s pounding the pussy!!
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6617 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 12:57 pm to
We're dating, and that's all I'm saying.
Posted by LSUSilverfox
Member since Jun 2007
2690 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

We're dating, and that's all I'm saying.


Well played sir.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
7689 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:37 am to
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We're dating, and that's all I'm saying


OT Translation: Not getting any.
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