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re: How would your state fare in a war with each of its neighboring states?

Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:11 pm to
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Russia would nuke you guys


I doubt it. We have stuff they want.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:12 pm to
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Russia would nuke you guys



For fighting Canada?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
82396 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:14 pm to
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think GA rolls over SC just due to Atlanta numbers.



They'll do well early but collapse at the end of the war.
Posted by saltwaterdawg
Member since Nov 2016
880 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:20 pm to
Mississippi would play defense. Our potholes would destroy any vehicular invasion forces.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:22 pm to
I'm in Ohio. I think we'd handle Indiana and Michigan. West Virginia would have a significant population disadvantage but the mountainous terrain would be tough to penetrate.

Pennsylvania would be a whole other animal.
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:22 pm to
South Dakota would play defense as well. Only about 700,000 people but everyone owns guns. We'd retreat the entire population into the Black Hills then dare NoDak, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, or Wyoming to come and get us. Good luck.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:24 pm to
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South Dakota would play defense as well. Only about 700,000 people but everyone owns guns. We'd retreat the entire population into the Black Hills then dare NoDak, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, or Wyoming to come and get us. Good luck.



Let's not act like that terrain protected it's inhabitants from being conquered before.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:30 pm to
Laughing at the retards in here that actually think louisiana could do anything.

War doesn’t accept EBT.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16061 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:31 pm to
Washington:

Oregon, Idaho and British Columbia have no chance.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56200 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:34 pm to
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Also we have tons of spies in Houston.




Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:35 pm to
Tennessee would probably kick most of its neighbor’s asses. We got some heavily armed mountain folk that don’t give af.

People in the valleys or in the West aren’t soft either. It’s NRA, Trump country through and through until you get to Memphis, then we got some goons for guerrilla warfare.

We’d Partner with texas almost immediately because the two states share the same ideals. Which isn’t true for Louisiana which is run by members of BLM.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 1:43 pm
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20520 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:37 pm to
Texas announces that we're going after Mexico and its little cousin New Mexico to solve the immigration issue once and for all.

Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana cheer the decision and sign non-aggression pacts with Texas.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:38 pm to
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Laughing at the retards in here that actually think louisiana could do anything.

War doesn’t accept EBT.
Texas decimates all of its neighbors, probably all at the same time.
Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
Sparta
Member since May 2008
11951 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:38 pm to
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Washington: Oregon, Idaho and British Columbia have no chance.

Emos jacked up on Starbucks wouldn’t fight.
Idaho strolls in And takes this pussy state in a week.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16061 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:46 pm to
You know nothing, Eastern Washington alone has as many as Idaho and is tje same culture.
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4636 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:47 pm to
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Tennessee would probably kick most of its neighbor’s asses


I'd pay $5 for the Pay-Per-View of Tennessee vs Virginia.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98741 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 2:10 pm to
I think LA and TX would team up as one and we’d wreck OK and Ar-kansas to secure their oil and gas.

Our problem would be policing our coastlines however.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 2:17 pm to
I recall reading years ago that at that time Alabama had the highest percentage of it's residents in the US military.
So, we've got that going for us.

Further, we've got covert idiots like Harvey updyke going for us that a crazy war would need.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 2:19 pm to
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Tennessee would probably kick most of its neighbor’s asses. We got some heavily armed mountain folk that don’t give af.


But you'd also be fighting an 8-front war.

Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4783 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 2:20 pm to
If we blow the bridges over the Tennessee river the hillbillies can't invade for fear of bathing. You then turn all the road signs 180 degrees in N. Florida and the face eating meth heads will attack towards the keys. If we can hold off Georgia with the East Bama snake handler brigade for a couple days they will apparently run out of water and have to surrender. That leaves Mississippi... Can a corn.
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