magildachunks

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The Gumps wish to take you up on the ball suckin’ proposal. But you gotta meet them at Krystal Burger. Good luck to both parties. Made for each other.

I have no clue what this is about, but whatever.

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The Gumps have a history of committing sexual assault at the Krystal Burger.

3 of those 4 won a NC at LSU.



Kiffin is hasn't coached a game at LSU, and is our current coach, so he shouldn't be included.

Why is everyone in love with Love?

In the two games against the two good teams he played this year he rushed for 33 yards against Miami and 94 yards against Aggy.


I mean, sure, he ran all over the rest of the schedule, but there are G5 teams who had tougher schedules than he faced.



For context: LSU had 2 running backs with higher ypc than he did against Aggy. And, combined, they had 9.less carries and 1 more yard than he did.

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Bama wears crimson at home, and white away.
Texas wears orange at home, and white away.
USC wears red at home, and white away.

If we wanna “be traditional like them”, then we should start wearing purple at home.

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You have no idea what you are talking about and don't know what LSU tradition is.

Are you 8?

I whole-heartedly believe that OPI should result in a loss of down like DPI results in an automatic first down.


Same with other offensive penalties. Holding? 5 yards and loss of down like defensive holding is 5 yards and automatic first down.

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Downer Alert!

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He's absolutely right.


But it's not about "living life to the fullest", it's about being grateful for the opportunity to live each day.

Thich Naht Than taught this philosophy extremely well. "We are not guaranteed tomorrow, so let's enjoy each day we get to spend on this earth with the gratitude it deserves." (Paraphrased)


Each day is a gift, and we should treat it as such. It is a gift to be able to walk outside, feeling the wind on our skin, smelling the plants and flowers, hearing the wildlife and water flowing, gazing at the clouds and stars. If we recognize the gift and treat it as such, then we will not fear the time when we depart this existence, because we know that we are not departing the world, but joining it and becoming a part of the gift for others, including our loved ones, to enjoy as well.


Death is not the end of our existence, it's just the next phase of our existence.

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The only way to get lower bowl in Austin is to give them the worst of the worst seats in BTR.

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You planning on using slingshots to get piss balloons up there?

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Elbert Hubbard or Oscar Wilde should be quoted here.

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That's the joke.

Probably Ole Miss 2020


But that was a rescheduled game, so the real Senior night in 2020 was Alabama before the reschedule

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore


"You shouldn't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive," - Van Wilder