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Posted on 5/19/18 at 2:36 pm to DeboseKnows
Arkansas wouldn't stand a chance against any opponent due to PBhog and Cruiserhog giving away battle plans to the enemy.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 2:42 pm to Sody Cracker
Nebraska would get destroyed I think. Not a large population. Terrain isnt anything advantageous in a battle, just open land for the most part. Missouri river can act as a challenge maybe to Iowa or Missouri. Would be able to take pn south dakota due to population. Colorado would lose. Wyoming is a wildcard with its terrain, but low population.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:04 pm to dawgfan24348
this is what you guys fantasize about?
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:08 pm to weagle99
Hawaii would beat the shite out of all those fish
Not my home state you just mentioned Alaska and my mind started thinking about who Hawaii would fight
Not my home state you just mentioned Alaska and my mind started thinking about who Hawaii would fight
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:11 pm to X123F45
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Louisiana. Play defense. Most heavily armed state last I checked.
The fallacy in this strategy is that it assumes that LA has anything Texas wants to invade for. I mean for fricks sake, their first takeaways of the state would be fricking Lake Charles and Shreveport.
With the brain drain being what it is, the chefs will make their way over regardless.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:13 pm to weagle99
I think Louisiana should surrender to anyone but Mississippi or Alabama. We could do with leadership, save that which comes from those two states.
I pray that Texas invades.
I pray that Texas invades.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:16 pm to X123F45
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Louisiana. Play defense. Most heavily armed state last I checked.
Also we have tons of spies in Houston.
And we have a Navy
How well do you think we could blockade Texas’ ports with flat boats and airboats?
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:19 pm to OKTGR580
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Anyone bordering TX is is screwed
Texas only wins battles when they catch the other side taking a siesta.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:22 pm to weagle99
My state would have to contend against FL man, and depending if he is on meth or bath salts, we may or may not win.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:36 pm to DawgGONIT
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:40 pm to Volvagia
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fallacy in this strategy is that it assumes that LA has anything Texas wants to invade for
Water supply
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:49 pm to Cincinnati Bowtie
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Emos jacked up on Starbucks wouldn’t fight.
Idaho strolls in And takes this pussy state in a week.
They'd have to roll through eastern WA before they reached the baristas. And they don't have the population to do it.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:49 pm to weagle99
Texas is massive. But it’d be a hell of a struggle before they go Russia and overrun us. As for Mississippi and Arkansas, advantage as long as we stay in bayou land for sure. It’d be tough adjusting to mountain terrain invading Arkansas.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:06 pm to weagle99
One thing is certain, anybody who invades S.La. is not going to make it out alive.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:15 pm to Old Sarge
Yea ummm, sorry to break your heart sweetie but you texas figs are gonna have a tough time getting to the Mississippi River. I don’t think you would EVER cross it.
Louisiana would have to be taken from the east. No western invasion would be successful.
Enjoy New Iberia!
Louisiana would have to be taken from the east. No western invasion would be successful.
Enjoy New Iberia!
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:16 pm to X123F45
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to clarify, we don't beat Texas. Our terrain
True, there is nothing of worth in Louisiana to attack. We have already won the war. We have slowly taken all of your educated men and women over the last few decades and have left you with only the most dumb and obese. Now we just build the wall. Checkmate coonasses.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:29 pm to momentoftruth87
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I'm in Illinois.
I'd say pretty good. Have the thugs in Chicago and the rest of the state is gun loving rednecks
With no guns
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:39 pm to BlackPawnMartyr
Texas would be handled easily by Mexico. The Aggies and Sips would spend all their time slap fighting each other for control while Santa Ana’s relatives take over. They almost have already.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 4:40 pm to Old Sarge
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Texas would be able to crush Oklahoma
Dont doubt it.
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, Louisiana
maybe North and Central Louisiana but it would be an absolute War of Attrition in south Louisiana because the terrain is very difficult.
South Louisianians would likely stay put and make you march through some of the most impenetrable Terrain in North America.
And has already been mentioned, coon-asses can live off Swamp game as they'll eat anything. The Bounty is plentiful. Nutria, raccoon, swamp deer, hog, coyote, oyster, crab, birds of all types, fish, shrimp, Etc. Where do you think all this great Cajun and creole cuisine was born out of? When you spend a few hundred years eating gamey arse swamp creatures, you learn how to use the spice drawer.
Also, Louisiana has one of the highest firearm ownership rates in all of the country and many many hunters. Sportsman's Paradise bro.
We also have very few big city lib cucks. A large portion Of Texas's population is in the big cities and many of them are liberal pansies.
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New Mexico
Ehhh. Don't know about this one either. Surely the big cities would fall like Santa Fe and Albuquerque but that's very very difficult terrain in New Mexico as well. Many of those Native Americans there already live off the land. As long as they can stay sober they'll go right back to horseback and slinging arrows
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