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re: How would your state fare in a war with each of its neighboring states?

Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by NOLA1128
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:51 pm to
Colorado is too stoned to really care.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:51 pm to
We'd cut off water to Texas and wait them out.


Cajun Navy would blockade the coast of Texas.

Louisiana wins.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:51 pm to
South Carolina would have to fight a war of attrition. Both Georgia and North Carolina have tons more people. However, given our history, we aren't afraid of starting a war.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:52 pm to
There is no way Texas, Arkansas, or Mississippi would be able to boot out well entrenched coonasses in the swampland. Additionally, if the Russian mafia, Bloods and Crisp wanted no part of New Orleans hood rats, why would anyone. Everyone is armed and everyone is related.Its like Alabama but with a better tan and a bad case of PTSD...frick that.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:54 pm to
And 30 million people most of which own guns


Population of Louisiana. 4.6 million

Population of New Mexico. 2 million

Population of Oklahoma. 3.9 million
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:54 pm to
Pew pew pew pew
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:55 pm to
I think GA rolls over SC just due to Atlanta numbers.

SC could try to draw NC down out of the mountains and fight them in SC to have a chance. Maybe deplete them and then invade.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:55 pm to
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Cajun Navy would blockade the coast of Texas


This is if they are not already held in prison for contractor fraud.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45316 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:57 pm to
Jean Lafitte was not a good person, unless you like blood thirsty pirates.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:57 pm to
Mississippi would win by playing defense. All the surrounding states would rush in for an invasion then wear themselves out and use up too much fuel trying to find anything to attack because we’re so damn spread out then they’d just leave.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:57 pm to
Rural Colorado would probably be okay. Those dudes have tons of guns. If outside forces could infiltrate Boulder, we’d be fricked.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 12:59 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:58 pm to
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And 30 million people most of which own guns 


Population of Louisiana. 4.6 million 




That's what the British thought about their manpower advantage.



Took us just over an hour to defeat them.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 12:59 pm to
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Jean Lafitte was not a good person, unless you like blood thirsty pirates.




Privateer
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:04 pm to
That’s not really a realistic comparison
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:04 pm to
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Canada for Alaska.
We would win.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:05 pm to
Russia would nuke you guys
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:07 pm to
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That’s not really a realistic comparison 




Wasn't realistic chances back then.

Old Hickory proclaimed "frick reality", and Lafitte responded "Hear, hear!"
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:07 pm to
Anyone bordering TX is is screwed
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4660 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:07 pm to
In all out war?

Nevada wins over everyone around.

We have Nellis AFB and the test site, plus the mafia.

We nuke everyone, send out the drones to clean up the stragglers, and not one soul besides a few fighter pilots leave state lines.



*Edit

No federal help.

Read the rules





Then Nevada would surely lose. All we have is the mafia and a bunch of displaced Californians
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 5:00 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 1:09 pm to
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We have Nellis AFB and the test site



No federal help.

Read the rules
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