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re: How low IQ does one have to be to enjoy Mardi Gras?

Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1517 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:23 pm to
Johnny is a dull boy.

Big Chief
Second Line
Mardi Gras Mombo
Tipitinas

Tickle dat soul. You know it’s in there. Way Down in there, evidently.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24353 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:26 pm to
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Just cannot imagine at 30+ years old taking the wife and kids to stand on the streets


So you never experienced parades as a kid with your family?

You obviously don’t have children, and thats a good thing. But if you find some unfortunate woman to manipulate into marriage and then “bless” the world with your offspring you’ll find out life is more than bitching on the internet to people who don’t like you.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
10990 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:31 pm to
drinking helps the parade experience
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41021 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:40 pm to
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with loud arse music


The bands are the best part…
Posted by Optimism
Member since Jun 2024
920 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:41 pm to
BAcchus and Endymion are still worth it to see especially if you bring people from out of town who have never seen floats like that and Bacchus marching bands are top notch
DTat is nice for the satire. Iris and Tucks if weather is good are both enjoyable and have stepped up their game in last few years
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150320 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:43 pm to
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Group texts with my Louisiana folks are starting to buzz with plans for Mardi Gras parades.

Let them know you think they are Low IQ


Or are you scared to catch them hands?

You are full blooded pussy
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74242 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:44 pm to
I mean I don't enjoy it as much as I used to but I still like to go to endymion, bacchus the crap kenner parade and Mardi gras day.
Posted by Furlong the Red
My Castle,TX
Member since Dec 2022
825 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:45 pm to
Sorry other people having fun makes you angry.
Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
4266 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 9:50 pm to
Fighting thousands of people for Chinese trinkets is low IQ, I'll grant you that much. But the food and drink and live entertainment make it more than worth attending a few parades every year.
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN / Key West, FL
Member since Jan 2020
1465 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 10:40 pm to
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how much has your IQ grown since your early 20's? I'm not sure you know what IQ is


IQ is static.
Are you sure you know what IQ is?
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3856 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 10:49 pm to
Mobile’s Mardi Gras scene is pretty chill. Not as many people, easy downtown grid to get around, and the floats are good too. Kind of feels “more family oriented.” It is a great place for Mardi Gras.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6337 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:02 pm to
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How low IQ does one have to be to enjoy Mardi Gras?


how long is the stick up ones arse who cant?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10495 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:06 pm to
You’re right. Mardi Gras sucks donkey dick.

Terrible experience overall
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20032 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:15 pm to
I'm not much on crowds, hate standstill traffic, not crazy about drunk/obnoxious people so I stay home or do something far away from parade routes. I haven't been to a parade in over 20 years and don't miss it one bit.

But hey, if you like parades, have fun. It's just not for me.
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
136 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:51 pm to
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birdwatching
Hey man...birding is awesome. Don't be hating on birding.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
19259 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 12:11 am to
OP’s belief that low IQ is needed to enjoy Mardi Gras is ironically a low IQ belief.
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
15692 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 4:04 am to
I have never been into parades at all. Now if bringing a chick would get me laid, then I want to go to one.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35044 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:04 am to
Imagine being a kid and not getting to go to Mardi Gras because your dad is a salty little bitch
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23934 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:35 am to
I get it but to each their own. Some people can’t believe we slop around in a muddy field hunting ducks or geese. They think we are idiots.

Mardi Gras and King Cake…. I don’t get it. But so what? People should do what they like to do and have fun doing it. It’s their kids, their family time, etc. To each their own.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 2/4/26 at 5:50 am to
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how to have fun in different ways.

Agree. Mardi Gras is a blast for most people, young and old.
quote:

how much has your IQ grown since your early 20's?

Tell us you don’t know about IQ without telling us you don’t know about IQ.
quote:

I'm not sure you know what IQ is




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