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How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other?
Posted on 10/5/19 at 1:51 am
Posted on 10/5/19 at 1:51 am
Asking for a friend. I think it should be ok after like 3 months.
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Posted on 10/5/19 at 1:54 am to cbree88
Its getting late hoss
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:06 am to cbree88
After 3 months, you ought to be shitting with the door open.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:08 am to cbree88
Farted in her face while she was giving me a rim job on our first date.
Married 6 months later
Married 6 months later
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:46 am to WicKed WayZ
quote:I need to find me a lady that enjoys pink eye as much as I do.
Farted in her face while she was giving me a rim job on our first date.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:47 am to cbree88
I took an upper decker in her toilet right before our third date.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:54 am to cbree88
I fart enough for both of us. My stinky little hugs I call them.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:58 am to Big Papa Satan
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I took an upper decker in her toilet right before our third date.
Bold strategy
Posted on 10/5/19 at 3:00 am to cbree88
Let me put it this way. I've got two types of drawers. There are the drawers that I wear on early dates or important occasions. Then there's my everyday drawers. The everyday drawers usually have holes and some stains. When I'm comfortable enough around a woman to wear my everyday drawers, then I'm comfortable enough to fart in front of her.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 3:01 am to cbree88
My gf once asked me 3 years in why I never fart. It may not be so but it seemed she farted every day since I met her.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 4:22 am to cattus
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My gf once asked me 3 years in why I never fart. It may not be so but it seemed she farted every day since I met her.
Since she is the dominant one, you should allow her to pay for the meal when you go out. I hope you like the restaurant that she chooses.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 4:29 am to cbree88
I fart on the first date
Posted on 10/5/19 at 5:06 am to cbree88
If my wife farted in front of me, I’d drop her off at the nearest tent city for homeless people where she belongs
Posted on 10/5/19 at 5:29 am to WicKed WayZ
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Farted in her face while she was giving me a rim job on our first date.
Married 6 months later
Damn, those mail order chicks really do whatever you tell them to do
Posted on 10/5/19 at 5:43 am to cbree88
I have never, and will never fart in front of a woman. 
Posted on 10/5/19 at 5:46 am to 13SaintTiger
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If my wife farted in front of me, I’d drop her off at the nearest tent city for homeless people where she belongs
This.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:03 am to cbree88
Married for 19 years we still don't. However I get blamed occasionally.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:40 am to cbree88
The first week she moved in I went to kiss her arse. She fart in my face. I married her a week later. 27yrs and counting.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:41 am to cbree88
2.5 years of marriage. I suffer from IBS, on average I fart about 20 farts a night next to her. I have never heard her fart yet.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:08 am to Eightballjacket
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The everyday drawers usually have holes and some stains.
If you have stains in your underwear as a grown arse man, you're a nasty motherfricker.
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