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Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:54 pm to Open Dore Policy
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Unfortunately I couldn't hold tight enough and a high-pitched squeal slipped out.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:59 pm to cbree88
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How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other?
That’s how we met
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:09 pm to cbree88
I’ve heard my fiancée fart once. Jets a silent but deadly.
If she ever tells me out of the blue “I’m sorry, I know my nostrils are about to be assaulted like the beaches of Normandy during D-Day”.
Sometimes at night while she’s asleep she’ll giggles or say something like oh no then from under the cover comes the smell it rolls out from under the covers and slowly fills up the room covering everything with it powerful odor.
I love u honey
If she ever tells me out of the blue “I’m sorry, I know my nostrils are about to be assaulted like the beaches of Normandy during D-Day”.
Sometimes at night while she’s asleep she’ll giggles or say something like oh no then from under the cover comes the smell it rolls out from under the covers and slowly fills up the room covering everything with it powerful odor.
I love u honey
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:39 pm to cbree88
Next morning while taking a leak count?
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:24 pm to alajones
3 weeks. Then I couldn’t take it any longer and let a really good one rip. I expected the worst. But she asked what took me so long and hiked a leg that made mine sound like a bird squeak.
She’s cool and my best friend. Married 20 years.
She’s cool and my best friend. Married 20 years.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:29 pm to bulldog95
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I’ve heard my fiancée fart once. Jets a silent but deadly.
If she ever tells me out of the blue “I’m sorry, I know my nostrils are about to be assaulted like the beaches of Normandy during D-Day”.
Sometimes at night while she’s asleep she’ll giggles or say something like oh no then from under the cover comes the smell it rolls out from under the covers and slowly fills up the room covering everything with it powerful odor.
Women are the nastiest creatures on earth and their farts are worst than a rotten dead body
And yes, I’ve smelled a rotten dead body
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:35 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Women are the nastiest creatures on earth
And yet you married one. Or two. We are only nasty cause we have to clean up y’all shite!
Posted on 10/5/19 at 11:55 pm to DustyDinkleman
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This post was edited on 10/25/19 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 10/6/19 at 12:05 am to cbree88
I remember it like it was yesterday. In fact it was yesterday I think, for her anyway. For me, it was 22 years ago, the moment I met her.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 12:52 am to southernelite
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They have these things called gas stations that you stop at when you need to use the restroom?
so everytime you or the SO needs to let one loose, you tell the other "honey, it's time for a gas station break"
Posted on 10/6/19 at 2:04 am to BurningHeart
It'll be 21 freaking years on Halloween so I don't remember. The only thing i remember that far back was 6 months in we were going at it with the door open, her mom walks by the door ams I get dumped buttass naked on the floor while she covered herself. The only good thing it did was break the ice on the deed so we went at it almost nightly while visiting.
To this day though, unless she's pissed at me she's still thoughtful enough to turn her arse opposite me when she's blowing out her arse in the middle of tde night. When it happens in the van we usually play dumb with each other and blame the kids.
ETA: I remember staying at my grandparents one night (I was 10) and laying on the floor. I let one rip and you would have thought I committed murder. I was told to go do that in the bathroom. (The only reason I remember the date was because Chernobyl came out in the western press the next morning.)
To this day though, unless she's pissed at me she's still thoughtful enough to turn her arse opposite me when she's blowing out her arse in the middle of tde night. When it happens in the van we usually play dumb with each other and blame the kids.
ETA: I remember staying at my grandparents one night (I was 10) and laying on the floor. I let one rip and you would have thought I committed murder. I was told to go do that in the bathroom. (The only reason I remember the date was because Chernobyl came out in the western press the next morning.)
This post was edited on 10/6/19 at 2:07 am
Posted on 10/6/19 at 2:23 am to cbree88
Made her pussy fart on the first night
Posted on 10/6/19 at 3:07 am to BowlJackson
Posted on 10/6/19 at 12:45 pm to DustyDinkleman
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As far as I’m concerned, she doesn’t have a butthole
Sorry your wife doesn't grant you entry.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 12:54 pm to cbree88
We met at a "Fart Fetish Fan Party" so, that's how we were introduced.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 3:04 pm to cbree88
First, there should always be a dig nearby for the girl to blame it on.
Second, girls don't fart. They just poot.
Second, girls don't fart. They just poot.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 3:55 pm to BurningHeart
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so everytime you or the SO needs to let one loose, you tell the other "honey, it's time for a gas station break"
No? I just wait until we do stop?
Posted on 10/6/19 at 4:36 pm to BurningHeart
quote:Yeah they are lying or they don't have a comfy relationship.
Super surprised at how many people here have never farted in front of wives, or wives in front of them.
How is that even possible when you go on vacations, road trips, etc.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 4:38 pm to cbree88
I started immediately. I'm not spending my life holding in farts. My wife still tries to hide it but still lets one slip every now and then.
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