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re: How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other?
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:08 am to Northwestern tiger
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:08 am to Northwestern tiger
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I suffer from IBS, on average I fart about 20 farts a night next to her.
She won the lottery.
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Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:18 am to cbree88
Some things are supposed to remain individually private in my world.
Farting is one of them.
Shitting is another.
Female monthly “Clean-up on Aisle 1” is another.
Fortunately Mrs Füt and I agree on these points.
Aside: A male with stains/holes in his skivvies is disgusting.
Farting is one of them.
Shitting is another.
Female monthly “Clean-up on Aisle 1” is another.
Fortunately Mrs Füt and I agree on these points.
Aside: A male with stains/holes in his skivvies is disgusting.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:29 am to cbree88
Go on YouTube and search for Breaking the Barrier. Hilarious
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:49 am to soccerfüt
I agree with this. 25 years together and have not done that.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:51 am to cbree88
Almost immediately
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:53 am to cbree88
I don’t know if you’re a dude or chick but you’re fricking weird.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:01 am to cbree88
Women don't fart, they fluff. I fart like a mule sometimes, which I thoroughly enjoy, but the wife has an occasional toot and embarrasses the hell out of her.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:06 am to cbree88
Been married 10 years and never farted in front of her.
She's definitely walked into the room right after I've let a few go and had to turn around and go back out.
She's definitely walked into the room right after I've let a few go and had to turn around and go back out.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:07 am to soccerfüt
I personally have this weird thing where I don’t like the “f-word”, just the word makes me uncomfortable.
I couldn’t date a girl who was comfortable with doing that in front of one another.
I couldn’t date a girl who was comfortable with doing that in front of one another.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:11 am to southernelite
12 years no farts although our kids are getting older and blaming me in front of everyone
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:16 am to cbree88
Never once in my 12 year relationship.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:16 am to southernelite
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:17 am to cbree88
After you bang the first time then anything goes
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:19 am to dallastiger55
Super surprised at how many people here have never farted in front of wives.
How is that even possible when you go on vacations, road trips, etc.
How is that even possible when you go on vacations, road trips, etc.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:19 am to cbree88
After a couple of weeks of dating. She mentioned it first but I was the first one to fart. We agreed it's bullshite trying to hold a fart in around someone you're living the rest of your life with
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:20 am to cbree88
3 weeks, I accidentally farted one night we stayed at my parents. She just told me to pull the covers up so she didn't have to smell it 
Been with her for 4 years now
Been with her for 4 years now
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:22 am to cbree88
I try to break wind when I first meet a girl. Conversation starter. I fricked up last night. Nice. Older wholesome looking girl asked me for s cigarette. I gave it to her without a thought. Should have done something about it. I don’t even think she smoked. Just wanted to talk to my ole fat arse
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:25 am to cbree88
First date
Establish dominance and low expectations
Establish dominance and low expectations
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:27 am to cbree88
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Asking for a friend. I think it should be ok after like 3 months.
second date.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:29 am to BurningHeart
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How is that even possible when you go on vacations, road trips, etc.
They have these things called gas stations that you stop at when you need to use the restroom?
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