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Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:19 am to SlapahoeTribe
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I have never, and will never fart in front of a woman.
Its been over fifty-one years and we still respect each other enough to keep a grip.
She was a nurse for over fifty years so she has
smelled a lot of other folks gas.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:14 am to cbree88
PDQ That's my matting call baw.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:19 am to cbree88
26 years and never did. 
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:54 am to Gus007
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She was a nurse for over fifty years so she has smelled a lot of other folks gas.
They’ve probably smelled hers too. Nurses are sneaky that way.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 1:59 pm to southernelite
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They have these things called gas stations that you stop at when you need to use the restroom?
You pull over at a gas station to fart???
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:10 pm to cbree88
Me, like 30 minutes after we met...
Her, well, it’s been 3 years and she still goes in the guest bathroom, locks both doors and takes the unlock key from above the door molding when she goes in....
Her, well, it’s been 3 years and she still goes in the guest bathroom, locks both doors and takes the unlock key from above the door molding when she goes in....
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:15 pm to 4WHLN
I just blame it on whatever is the closest animal in the room. Mostly the dog.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:20 pm to cbree88
It was like 2 months in, during anal she farted my dick out, the terrified yet amused look on her face... I laughed so hard I farted too.
We're happily divorced
We're happily divorced
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:38 pm to cbree88
Hmm, I don't remember the first time she farted but I do remember the first time she shite on my chest. That was after a few months so I'd throw gas somewhere in between.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:44 pm to cbree88
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How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other?
Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:48 pm to cbree88
We'd been dating a few weeks.
She was staying over at the house one night.
We were laying in bed nearly asleep and I had been holding farts all day.
The kinda pressure that builds up and you squeeze your cheeks until it subsides after several seconds.
Unfortunately I couldn't hold tight enough and a high-pitched squeal slipped out.
I thought she was asleep already, but after what seemed like a minute or two she said, "Was that a fart?"
I lost it.
She was staying over at the house one night.
We were laying in bed nearly asleep and I had been holding farts all day.
The kinda pressure that builds up and you squeeze your cheeks until it subsides after several seconds.
Unfortunately I couldn't hold tight enough and a high-pitched squeal slipped out.
I thought she was asleep already, but after what seemed like a minute or two she said, "Was that a fart?"
I lost it.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 3:22 pm to cbree88
Was perusing funny topics for a humorous newsletter for invalids, long term hospital patients, etc.
I came across this and had to include it because i found it to be fairly danged funny.it involves a fart on a first date and not just any fart, a world class one in a confined space.
The first date - the fart of destiny
I came across this and had to include it because i found it to be fairly danged funny.it involves a fart on a first date and not just any fart, a world class one in a confined space.
The first date - the fart of destiny
Posted on 10/5/19 at 3:55 pm to cbree88
16 years together and if either of us heard one it had better been from the kid. I don't need to hear my wife rip one and I respect her enough do do the same.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 4:14 pm to cbree88
Never. Married 24yrs tomorrow.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 4:38 pm to cbree88
The first night we slept together at my place I had to fart real bad and knew there was no way out of it. I asked "have you ever player turtle?" She says "no, how do you play?" I covered us both up, farted real bad and she goes "ooooh" and poked her head out. I was dying laughing and said "you lose." She laughed it off and my kid still laughs when she hears the story.
This post was edited on 10/5/19 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 10/5/19 at 4:57 pm to cbree88
Dude..you've been posting these burp/fart/other disgusting threads for years...take your fetish elsewhere already.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 4:58 pm to cbree88
Well considering my wife shite herself on one of our first dates, farting wasn’t really an issue after that.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 5:11 pm to BurningHeart
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Super surprised at how many people here have never farted in front of wives
Ditto. It’s definitely not a common occurrence but sometimes it happens. Neither of us push one out around each other but sometimes I forget she’s in the next room or something. We’ve gone years without hearing one another.
My wife first did after we were engaged. I was giving her a hard time about how she had never done it and she finally caved an hour later after I forgot.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:39 pm to TigerLunatik
On the way home from a restaurant with the wife and 3 kids I hit the window lock feature and cut a particularly heinous fart. We have to teach these kids that life is not all rainbows and unicorns. Gold is purified by fire.
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