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re: How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other?

Posted on 10/6/19 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53816 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

I started immediately. I'm not spending my life holding in farts. My wife still tries to hide it but still lets one slip every now and then.

I don't know about immediately but within a few months for sure. My wife and daughter let em fly now too without judgement from me.
Posted by GRIZZ
Morgan City
Member since Nov 2009
6326 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:28 pm to
We've been together 6 years and we still don't. Slips happen on occasion, but we don't make it a habit of celebrating them, and to be honest, I'd rather we never get to that point.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3829 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:31 pm to
I have farted approximately 1,341,263 times in front of my wife. As far as I know, she doesn't fart or shite. I don't know how she survives
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:38 pm to
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Let me put it this way. I've got two types of drawers. There are the drawers that I wear on early dates or important occasions. Then there's my everyday drawers. The everyday drawers usually have holes and some stains. When I'm comfortable enough around a woman to wear my everyday drawers, then I'm comfortable enough to fart in front of her.



WTF is wrong with you? If you have draws with holes and stains.. You need to replace them bro. And what grown man says "fart"? You can say "ripped one", etc, etc.. But fart just sounds.. juvenile.

And I am not a fan of "bathroom" humor or think doing that in front of people is funny or cute... So never.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

And I am not a fan of "bathroom" humor or think doing that in front of people is funny or cute... So never.

the tubing and bag stifle the sound
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

Let me put it this way. I've got two types of drawers. There are the drawers that I wear on early dates or important occasions. Then there's my everyday drawers. The everyday drawers usually have holes and some stains. When I'm comfortable enough around a woman to wear my everyday drawers, then I'm comfortable enough to fart in front of her.


Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69563 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:22 pm to
God you suck.

You really do.

I get told by the admins to stop picking on you, but I only ever respond to the stupid shite you say to me.

Why are you the way you are?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:24 pm to
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I get told by the admins to stop picking on you, but I only ever respond to the stupid shite you say to me.

you dont have to read it

quote:

Why are you the way you are?

same reason you cant walk, genitics
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

same reason you cant walk, genitics



Not really, your personality is also part of your environment.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Not really, your personality is also part of your environment.

so you were raised in a toilet


cause youre a piece of shite


BOOM!!!
Posted by Yowie Wowie
Member since Oct 2019
53 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:11 pm to
Never have, never will.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29708 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:23 pm to
I have only heard her fart once in two years and she was drunk. She does an amazing job making it seem like she doesnt fart or burp.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10829 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

have only heard her fart once in two years and she was drunk. She does an amazing job making it seem like she doesnt fart or burp.


I don’t know how some people do it.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:28 am to
This thread is hanging around like a bathroom fart after a hot steamy shower.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10829 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

environment. so you were raised in a toilet cause youre a piece of shite BOOM!!!


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