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re: How long did it take you and your SO to fart in front of each other?
Posted on 10/6/19 at 4:40 pm to northshorebamaman
Posted on 10/6/19 at 4:40 pm to northshorebamaman
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I started immediately. I'm not spending my life holding in farts. My wife still tries to hide it but still lets one slip every now and then.
I don't know about immediately but within a few months for sure. My wife and daughter let em fly now too without judgement from me.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:28 pm to animalcracker
We've been together 6 years and we still don't. Slips happen on occasion, but we don't make it a habit of celebrating them, and to be honest, I'd rather we never get to that point.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:31 pm to cbree88
I have farted approximately 1,341,263 times in front of my wife. As far as I know, she doesn't fart or shite. I don't know how she survives
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:38 pm to Eightballjacket
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Let me put it this way. I've got two types of drawers. There are the drawers that I wear on early dates or important occasions. Then there's my everyday drawers. The everyday drawers usually have holes and some stains. When I'm comfortable enough around a woman to wear my everyday drawers, then I'm comfortable enough to fart in front of her.
WTF is wrong with you? If you have draws with holes and stains.. You need to replace them bro. And what grown man says "fart"? You can say "ripped one", etc, etc.. But fart just sounds.. juvenile.
And I am not a fan of "bathroom" humor or think doing that in front of people is funny or cute... So never.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 5:40 pm to OweO
quote:the tubing and bag stifle the sound
And I am not a fan of "bathroom" humor or think doing that in front of people is funny or cute... So never.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:11 pm to Eightballjacket
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Let me put it this way. I've got two types of drawers. There are the drawers that I wear on early dates or important occasions. Then there's my everyday drawers. The everyday drawers usually have holes and some stains. When I'm comfortable enough around a woman to wear my everyday drawers, then I'm comfortable enough to fart in front of her.

Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:22 pm to OWLFAN86
God you suck.
You really do.
I get told by the admins to stop picking on you, but I only ever respond to the stupid shite you say to me.
Why are you the way you are?
You really do.
I get told by the admins to stop picking on you, but I only ever respond to the stupid shite you say to me.
Why are you the way you are?
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:24 pm to OweO
quote:you dont have to read it
I get told by the admins to stop picking on you, but I only ever respond to the stupid shite you say to me.
quote:same reason you cant walk, genitics
Why are you the way you are?
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:32 pm to OWLFAN86
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same reason you cant walk, genitics
Not really, your personality is also part of your environment.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:45 pm to OweO
quote:so you were raised in a toilet
Not really, your personality is also part of your environment.
cause youre a piece of shite
BOOM!!!
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:23 pm to cbree88
I have only heard her fart once in two years and she was drunk. She does an amazing job making it seem like she doesnt fart or burp.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:35 pm to Gatorbait2008
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have only heard her fart once in two years and she was drunk. She does an amazing job making it seem like she doesnt fart or burp.
I don’t know how some people do it.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:28 am to cbree88
This thread is hanging around like a bathroom fart after a hot steamy shower.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:38 pm to OWLFAN86
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environment. so you were raised in a toilet cause youre a piece of shite BOOM!!!
Lame
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