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re: How do you guys know when your wife or SO is having an orgasm(NSFW?)

Posted on 9/18/23 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
2103 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

thinking about where I'm going to bury her afterwards


that got dark real quickly
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7087 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 4:21 pm to
This entire thread is unpleasant to read.

(But I read the whole thing.)
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
20482 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 4:41 pm to
Not my wife but a friend told me early in his marriage to a gymnast that as he came she would wrap her muscular legs tight around his back & tell him he wasn't going anywhere till she was finished. And he said he was never able to.
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3372 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 4:56 pm to
If your woman needs a Kleenex afterward, you ain't done squat.

Now when she pulls down that 6-ply Cannon towel, you've done some good.
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6149 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:00 pm to
Nipples, flushed breast, tightened abs, increased lubrication.
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

his marriage to a gymnast that as he came she would wrap her muscular legs tight around his back & tell him he wasn't going anywhere till she was finished. And he said he was never able to.
He lied. That pecker got soft after he came.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23251 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:03 pm to
Lol! Female orgasm is a myth!
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:11 pm to
I'm pretty sure it's when she just lays there and doesn't move. It can be difficult to distinguish from the times she doesn't move and lays there, but when you become as experienced as me, you may be able to tell the difference.

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48566 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

How do you guys know when your wife or SO is having an orgasm(NSFW?)

Her boyfriend sends me a video of it.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
43086 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

but I can't fully enjoy mine if she can't have one.
ladies first, always
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
3318 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

ladies first, always


and 2nd, and 3rd, and 4th, and....
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 5:25 pm to
My knees get wet.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10387 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

I'm usually too busy thinking about where I'm going to bury her afterwards to care about it.....


Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
987 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 7:10 pm to
All women have a tell. You just have to figure that out. That is the fun part.

Had a GF (no pics) that would relax her stomach as the moment arrived. She was 5’ 3” 115 lb. Very conscious of her figure.

I told her once that I could tell when she had an orgasm and she said..”how?”

Doh! Had to make up something real quick.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4182 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 7:13 pm to
A lot of clamping down on my member and decreased friction.
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11734 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 7:44 pm to
Probably the inner convulsions and her looking like a retard for a few seconds
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
46620 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 7:51 pm to
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He lied. That pecker got soft after he came.

I’ve done a lot of damage in that very state.
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
1076 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 7:53 pm to
When she fakes it, I have surface scratches on my back. When it’s real, the scratches break the skin and you can see blood
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52907 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 7:59 pm to
She pushes my head away or punches me in the ribs
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
922 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 8:00 pm to
Maybe I’m different but mine always says “I gotta go home and get in bed before he wakes up.” I was thinking, now that you mention it, her dog must have separation anxiety or something…
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