re: High School Reunion Stories

Not much of a story but the ugly duckling girl in school really did turn into the hottest girl at the reunion even with having four kids. She's smoking now a solid OT 7.5 or 8. She never was a need but was on the fringe of the "popular" girls.

I knew she had gotten fine because of Facebook, but it was still kinda cool seeing her flaunt in front of the "most popular" girls who didn't age as well and put on pounds.

So I have been living with my friend, she was definitely a late bloomer. We basically grew up together, did the prom thing, all that shite. Anyway, our 20 year was coming up and she became obsessed with hooking up with the guy she had a crush on all throughout high school. Whatever, I dont really give a shite....

Anyway, fast forward to the reunion and I am double fisting Natty Lights for old time sake...enjoying myself, trying to find the girls who I know are easy targets. ( I signed in with the over achieving class president as "I eat Pussy"). I am standing at bar waiting for my next 2 rounds and there is a guy standing there. Super short, crazy deep voice....I strike up a conversation and low and behold, he is an adult film actor at the reunion with the asshat that my best friend is making a fool of herself with trying to get the long-awaited hook up.

Turns out ole boy was gay for a Porn Star Power Bottom!!!!!



Long story short. We make a Porno and find out we have been in love with each other the whole time.

Headed to my 40th in July I will let you know. Have never attended any prior ones.

Jeff’s mom obviously lurks here

Went to the 10 and 20 year ones, it was ok. Good to see some of the people who had moved away. It was amazing at the 20 year to see how badly some of the hotter chicks had aged and how great some of the average ones looked as they got older. Weird how some people look really old in their mid 40's and others still look really young. I had one classmate tell me if I dyed the gray out of my hair I would look like I was barely out of college.

Skipped the last few reunions, I keep in touch with the ones I really want to keep up with. I may go back for the 50th in '28 if I'm still alive.

Only went to my 20. It was nice. We are old enough for the cliques to have mostly fallen apart. Or if people were still clique-ish you just feel bad for them.

I talked to people I never really spoke to.

I got a little tipsy, but kept it together.

Mrs. Alum was my date so no stories of debauchery.

I realized one guy is a complete disaster of an alcoholic. So much so that he only made it to one event. Day drank all day before and was only there for about 30 minutes before he became non-verbal and went home embarrassed.

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Went to my 25th and 30th. Grown arse men talking about the four touchdowns they scored against Capital High.

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Reminiscing is a big part of why people go to reunions. Why does that bother you?

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Why does that bother you?

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Because he never made the team or wasn’t good enough or brave enough to be on the other side of the fence

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the douches have gotten douchier


Most of these are MAGA baws now.




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and the weird kids have gotten weirder



and most of these are Brandon baws.

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Has a guy like this been to your reunion?