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re: Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?

Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
2657 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:37 pm to
Hahaha your handle should be mypornstarcomplex . Thats a great story baw
Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
693 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 1:56 pm to
Yeah, finally!!!
Could not remember where i hid them.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2860 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:02 pm to
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Today’s generation knows nothing of the struggle that we had to find fap material. Most of the time a Sears catalog and a vivid imagination was the best we could muster.


This is why most of us are still somewhat sexually healthy. Exposure to porn has really screwed up these younger generations.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11150 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:11 pm to
I lived on 150 acres growing up. On the back side of the mountain it was timber land that was leased to a hunting club. Those dirty bastards always stocked their shooting houses with smut. Let's just say at 11/12, it was a honey pot of porn you could easily grab during the off-season. Kids these days don't know what we had to go through to see some titties and arse.
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1486 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:12 pm to
My dad had a few in random arse places. The first time I saw one, I was about nine years old. We had two TV's in our house but I could only watch football on my parent's TV in their bedroom. I was sitting in their bed throwing a bouncy ball against the wall and catching it. It ended up going underneath my parents dresser. I reached under and felt a book. I actually thought it was my dad's guitar chord book that he lost. I pulled it out and it was one of those hardcore "Swank" magazines. Found a few more later on in his shop.

It was kind of ironic because my dad was a hardcore Catholic back in the day.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88068 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:14 pm to
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my dad was a hardcore Catholic back in the day.



he was hard all right
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6888 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:16 pm to
I saw the sequel, "C*m gurgling Grannys"
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1291 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 2:31 pm to
There was a neighborhood stash in the woods, most of my friends dad’s sock drawers or somewhere in the closet or top shelf of bathroom pantry, the bathroom at most camps. Had an Uncle that had a VHS tape in his sock drawer, we’d write down the VCR counter so we could rewind it back to the same spot

I always say todays kids have it so much easier, but it’s not like we had to look all that hard for it, was just more of a sport back then
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
2657 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 5:04 pm to
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he was hard all right

Hahaha
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12300 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 5:14 pm to
My first job out of college and we had this shitty little office space in Lafayette. The ancient AC finally goes out and when the HVAC guys pull the old unit out of the closet, a whole bunch of 70's porno mags fall out from behind it. We put the stack on my boss' desk!
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18659 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 5:17 pm to
The neighborhood ny cousin lived in (this was in 7th grade) backed up to some woods. Me and his black friend were over at my cousin's house one day and we go to the woods to play. Stumble upon some VHS tapes. So if course we take them back to the black kid's house since he lived closer to the woods. I shite you not, it was his parents going at it! Dude was scared for life hahaha me and my cousin gave him hell about it for years.
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1855 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:34 pm to
The guy who lived in the apartment before me in college had a subscription to Penthouse. Never updated his address.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118227 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

. Has me very confused because we planted a few weeks prior so multiple tractors drove/pulled over that area yet it wasn't dented up/scratched or anything like i



Imagine rubbing one out to a nice, gently used, rubber headed putter from PuttPutt and just leaving it on the green for the next group.

Is your tetanus shot current?
I can't imagine an old rusty one, even if it it does have some rubber left on the head.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
12987 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:14 pm to
My buddy had a crinkled up magazine back page ad of a pron mag. It was so crinkled, you could barely see tits. It was bundled up in a cane patch behind his house buried in a ziplock bag. I was 12-ish.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:16 pm to
What the frick is a ya'll?
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:26 pm to
We used to dumpster dive for them at first of month when I was a kid but after a while the a bunch of the guys would just give us the old ones. (They were mailed out back than) One time a young couple saw us doing this and the guys girlfriend (wife) insisted he go get all his old porn mags and give them to us. 70s

Then we would build a hidden reading room in the woods to look at them and discuss them etc. (I still remember the penthouse issue with the girl and the snake being a big hit) We were like 10-12.

It was fun

Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18712 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:29 pm to
I worked at a Holiday Inn one summer. There were 200 rooms, and we were changing out all the furniture and fixtures. We were finding spank mags in every conceivable place.
Posted by easyas123
Member since Jan 2021
151 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:39 pm to
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Most of the time a Sears catalog and a vivid imagination was the best we could muster.


Bet you were all over those National Geographic’s!
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9954 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:51 pm to
The best thing about those days is that it was a surprising treat if what you were going to find.

Not like today where you just search whatever you want. You just had to take what the fairy nudie godmother had to bless you with at the time.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5823 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 1:02 am to
Yeah, but mostly under bridges. Way back in the 80s and 90s. Found a few stashes. Left some pages stuck together.
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